Pissing in the Shower

[rexclark]

At the Leeds festival in 2002 my mate did a shit in a polystyrene container, closed it and chucked it over the fence behind his tent. We woke up in the morning and the container was sitting open, it looked like a really foul oyster.

The same mate stood in shite at the same fest two years later, he wasn't best pleased when he realised that there weren't any dogs onsite.

[philipsteak]

A mate got put to bed after a very heavy night. Not long after he needed a piss, so walked past the bathroom to the lounge, walked over to the the armchair, lifted up the seat cushion (considerate) and pissed all over the chair. In front of a room full of really very surprised people.

[rabid]

At the Leeds festival in 2002 my mate did a shit in a polystyrene container, closed it and chucked it over the fence behind his tent. We woke up in the morning and the container was sitting open, it looked like a really foul oyster.

The same mate stood in shite at the same fest two years later, he wasn't best pleased when he realised that there weren't any dogs onsite.

[rexclark]

Well exactly, what goes around comes around.

Edited August 23, 2010 by rexclark

[llcoolphil]

What the f**k has the scruffy twat got to complain about?

[rabid]

Well exactly, what goes around comes around.

[saratink]

ohh god, at t in the park i nearly stepped in 2 bags of shit on seperate occasions and almost put my hand in shit on a portaloo wall!

wasn't good!!

[jump]

Does anyone remember Poo Girl from Leeds festival, she was a girl that fell down the hole in the bog and was trapped inside and I thought it was just an urban legend till I got home and she started popping up in the papers.

[oafc0000]

Does anyone remember Poo Girl from Leeds festival, she was a girl that fell down the hole in the bog and was trapped inside and I thought it was just an urban legend till I got home and she started popping up in the papers.

[jump]

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Leeds-Festival-Toilet-Drama-Online-Hunt-For-Poo-Girl-Allegedly-Rescued-After-Getting-Stuck-In-Loo/Article/200908415372148?lpos=UK_News_News_Your_Way_Region_9&lid=NewsYourWay_ARTICLE_15372148_Leeds_Festival_Toilet_Drama:_Online_Hunt_For_Poo_Girl_Allegedly_Rescued_After_Getting_Stuck_In_Loo

this one ?

[oafc0000]

That's the one, I've just managed to find a pic of her...

http://www.thesun.co...s-Festival.html

[rexclark]

Does anyone remember Poo Girl from Leeds festival, she was a girl that fell down the hole in the bog and was trapped inside and I thought it was just an urban legend till I got home and she started popping up in the papers.

[saratink]

i always worry i'm gona drop my bag down the longdrops!!

I duno what i would do if it actually went down there my sunglasses went down there one year, and that was gutting enough!!

[ampersand]

this is where girls fail. why take your bag in with you? surely you can leave it back at camp or give it to a waiting mate?

wear pocketed clothing for any valuables you have. cargo shorts ftw!

[saratink]

this is where girls fail. why take your bag in with you? surely you can leave it back at camp or give it to a waiting mate?

wear pocketed clothing for any valuables you have. cargo shorts ftw!

[ampersand]

Yeah i dont take it in when i'm with someone but what about when im on my own like at v? i wouldn't leave my bag in my tent with my purse keys and money in!!

Edited August 24, 2010 by ampersand

[saratink]

nope i don't and then where do i keep my wet wipes and tissues and anti bac? !!

[sifi]

i left my keys in my tent for all of glastonbury. if your tent is a mess, it doesn't matter. and you must have a pocket somewhere for your purse. if not, you're rubbish and not dressing appropriately

[ampersand]

Ampersand - what are you saying! Ladies, especially the fit ones, are much better off wearing as little as possble at festivals!

[saratink]

I'd be too scared of loosing my stuff wearing cargo shorts likr yours

[ampersand]

I'd be too scared of loosing my stuff wearing cargo shorts likr yours

[saratink]

Aii but you will find my bag was probably safer than your pockets

[sifi]

Aii but you will find my bag was probably safer than your pockets

[ampersand]

Aii but you will find my bag was probably safer than your pockets

[saratink]

if you've got your guard down, you wouldn't feel a guy poking about in your bag. i would in my trou