sex...

[whateverworksout]

is it as easy as people make out to get at a festival?

[Dave The Hedgehog]

is it as easy as people make out to get at a festival?

[jonwl89]

Here we go again...

Right. Bring out the Photoshop and fresh user accounts.

[Dave The Hedgehog]

Quite probably the greatest thread in the history of this message board.

But surely it could never reach that level again...... could it?!?

[Keva]

It's the same as anywhere really, although, there are a higher majority of.. uhhh... "loose women" about. But sweaty, smelly tent sex isn't the best idea at a festival.

[silent_alarm]

I once heard some girl go through 22 in a weekend... can't remember her name for the life of me. There's a few pictures floating about if I remember correctly...

[Dave The Hedgehog]

I once heard some girl go through 22 in a weekend... can't remember her name for the life of me. There's a few pictures floating about if I remember correctly...

[rexclark]

Depends on how picky you are, I once got offered relief off a big fat rotter but I had to politely turn her down.

[Dave The Hedgehog]

I think it depends entirely on just how much rohypnol you have for attractive girls. For any old slag... well, it sure as hell won't be love but it'll be the best itch you've ever had.

[j...rox]

I just found that Billie girls facebook account. Wow, what us recall.

[Dave The Hedgehog]

I just found that Billie girls facebook account. Wow, what us recall.

[Taylor.]

Come round too are tents i'm sure some of my female friends will open up for a can. (I wish I was joking)

[adustlandfairytale]

Depends how drunk you are and how fat you are willing to go?

[Dave The Hedgehog]

Whateverworksout, out of interest:

1. Which festival are you attending?

2. Why are you so desperate for a shag?

[Electricityscape]

Anyone got a photo of Billie to refresh our memories?

[rockinthecasbah]

It's interesting that he (I can only assume,) appears to have either registered especially to ask this question. The answer's the same as any time- no easier or harder than it is at any other time. Lithium summed it up best on another thread when he said something along the lines of "if you aren't drowning in clunge before the festival, you won't be during it either." (Apologies if I've given the wrong person the credit for that- I'm pretty sure it was him.)

There's a good thread along similar lines on the Glastonbury board. Worth a look.

[lharris92]

i do so yay

my bond title of the day is:

One Shag Is Not Enough

[Dave The Hedgehog]

The answer's the same as any time- no easier or harder than it is at any other time.

[Benj]

is it as easy as people make out to get at a festival?

[Lithium05]

Same answer I always give in this situation:

If you're a "playa" who is "knee deep in clunge" 24/7 you could well find yourself pulling many a lass at a festival.

If you're a lonely virgin who has trouble looking girls in the eye, let alone talking to them, you will not suddenly become a "pussy magnet", it will be the same as it always is for you.

If you're a girl on the other hand you have your pick of drunken idiots no matter what your appearance/sexual experience... I think the record's 20ish

Edited June 1, 2010 by Lithium05

[Benj]

Same answer I always give in this situation:

If you're a "playa" who is "knee deep in clunge" 24/7 you could well find yourself pulling many a lass at a festival.

If you're a lonely virgin who has trouble looking girls in the eye, let alone talking to them, you will not suddenly become a "pussy magnet", it will be the same as it always is for you.

If you're a girl on the other hand you have your pick of drunken idiots no matter what your appearance/sexual experience... I think the record's 20ish

[Dave The Hedgehog]

If you're a lonely virgin who has trouble looking girls in the eye, let alone talking to them, you will not suddenly become a "pussy magnet", it will be the same as it always is for you.

[XrtVra]

Best 2 ways to have sex without a woman - put a papaya fruit in the palm of your hand and masturbate; 'Prison Friends' ie. you and your friends are desperate for sex, there are no women around, so f**k each other. You basically want to do it anyway; you're just afraid of trying something new... that you might enjoy. See Brokeback Mountain? Suddenly your mate Ed looks sexy in those shorts you both bought... together.

[Dave The Hedgehog]

You forgot the double dutch rudder

[Budweiser]

makes me wonder if kids just spend 200 quid on a ticket just to get pussy.