This is a Crisis

[Paul ™]

Get a new other half

[TheBoyInTheBubble]

Homer Simpson: Marge, in every marriage you get one chance to say, "I need you to do this with me."

[holds out hand]

Homer Simpson: And there's only one answer when somebody says that.

Obviously if she's not called Marge change the name.

[Guest musiclove123]

My advice is to tell her how much it means to you to go one last time. Either that or go without her

[Guest musiclove123]

You big girl.

Take the goddamn trousers back, and tell her you're going to Glastonbury!

And then get her to make you a god damn sammich!!!!!!!!

[TheBoyInTheBubble]

My advice is to tell her how much it means to you to go one last time. Either that or go without her

[LittlemissC]

You shouldn't need persuaded here fella - Stevie @ HRC or Stevie @ Glasto? WTF?

[ampersand]

You shouldn't need persuaded here fella - Stevie @ HRC or Stevie @ Glasto? WTF?

[LittlemissC]

what's the difference? i don't get it. same dude in a big field playing the same songs.

[Langdale Wolf]

You shouldn't need persuaded here fella - Stevie @ HRC or Stevie @ Glasto? WTF?

[ampersand]

life changing festival v gig in a field

Edited March 25, 2010 by ampersand

[LittlemissC]

Quite.

A similie: Fellatio from Cheryl Cole or fellatio from Ann Widdecombe?

No brainer, surely? In a similar vein, you could close your eyes and pretend it's Glastonbury, but the feeling of stubble on your pork sword will always give it away.

[Langdale Wolf]

surely ann's fatter lips would be more pleasing to the penis?

and nice use of the word vein

[ampersand]

I'm pleased you spotted that. It was intentional.

But please revise the first sentence I've quoted. You're quite odd and I'm worried about you.

[Wooderson]

Russy is rubbing off on you LW!

[LittlemissC]

eyes closed, you know which you'd enjoy more. we're all guys here, don't be embarrassed

[Tugger2k]

man. with that playstation shit announced im so close to agreeing with her its untrue

the place is going to the f**king dogs

different my fat, white, hairy arse

its as commercial as the next place (except maybe v), the only difference is that its so big its unwieldy

since the superfence went up its been in slow decline

thank the spaghetti monster its my last one

endorse it, beautiful days & bearded theory will be getting my patronage from now on

<rant over>

i apologise, i didnt mean it to descend into a 'its not as good as it used to be' but the fact is, its not

[ampersand]

man. with that playstation shit announced im so close to agreeing with her its untrue

the place is going to the f**king dogs

different my fat, white, hairy arse

its as commercial as the next place (except maybe v), the only difference is that its so big its unwieldy

since the superfence went up its been in slow decline

thank the spaghetti monster its my last one

endorse it, beautiful days & bearded theory will be getting my patronage from now on

<rant over>

i apologise, i didnt mean it to descend into a 'its not as good as it used to be' but the fact is, its not

[bazakin]

f**kety-bye-bye then

[LusciousLucy]

Walking off to the London Underground at 11pm or Trash City/Shangri La/Stone Circle after the last band...as whoever said it on Page 3...

they have a very valid point!

Yes the G is a very different place from old, I myself really do not like a lot of it these days especially the commercial factor and it being full of V loving numpties heading off to the Queens Head and Playstation pods but you CAN avoid those places very easily...tell me where in Hyde Park you can escape from the over commercialness? Or buy an Oggie or a Growler or Tartiflette Originale or all the flavours of Brothers in draught form and a pint of Hot & Spicy and be surrounded by your good chums from these boards??? Or dance the night away at Arcadia or crawl into the Rabbit Hole?

Hmm...huh...eh..eh...EEEHHHHHH???

You are mad and you will regret the decision.

[LittlemissC]

yup, f**k all the hippies. they're wrong. it's a commercial fest, just like the rest. people just try to hide that behind the stone circle. but it's becoming harder to do so.

not that i care though.

[Tugger2k]

Stone circle isn't very old i'm afraid, and no it isn't a commercial fest like the rest. The saturation of other festivals with big money sponsorship has threatened Glasto for years, and sorry Tugger but it can't stay static. Change is inevitable and although I don't always agree with some new ideas, it's good to see that some things are restored (Leftfield).

But hey, if you don't enjoy it then don't go.

[Langdale Wolf]

but what the hell man, playstation. im all for evolution, but thats barrel scraping

[LittlemissC]

i do still love it. i over-reacted a bit

but what the hell man, playstation. im all for evolution, but thats barrel scraping

its just the motivation required though. give it my all this year, live it up, love for what it was, and what it is, and finish that chapter and write a new one!

[LusciousLucy]

So you're all for evolution, just not Pro Evolution?

[Tugger2k]

So you're all for evolution, just not Pro Evolution?