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I got a copy of Shortlist today - looked at the cover and nearly threw up.

James Corden's smug, fat, twattish face was staring back at me. Yuck. C**t. I hate him.

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I agree. I find him most unfunny, but not in a nice sort of way, but in the "That f**ker irritates me. Die. Die. Die bastard" way
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I got a copy of Shortlist today - looked at the cover and nearly threw up.

James Corden's smug, fat, twattish face was staring back at me. Yuck. C**t. I hate him.

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That's just plain wrong. Seriously. This planet is f**ked up.

It's photos like that which make me hope for impending armageddon.

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Reminds me of something when I was at Uni. We were in this packed bar/small club type place in Newcastle, very studenty, and this lass (who was quite nice) walked in with some fat lad. I thought to myself "whats going on there?!" but said nothing to anyone else. I went for a piss a few minutes later and all you could hear in the bogs was "what the f**ks she doing with him?!" etc, and as I walked back there were various "maybe its her brother?" type comments, and when I got back to the people I was there with they were talking about them as well.
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He obviously had a big dick. Or wallet. Or personality.

Seriously guys, don't be so mean, why can't a 'pretty' girl be attracted to a fat lad?

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He's been on adverts for his new show on Sky 1. I pay a monthly Sky bill and it pains me to know that some of my subscription will be funding that c**tasaurus's ego.

He is not funny, he's a smarmy, irritating moron. He's a human verucca.

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Nowt to do with him being fat. It's the fact that James Corden is an unfunny, irritating, attention seeking, vain, smug, arrogant twat who seems to constantly be in the media at the moment.

Nothing wrong with fat people at all. I'm no fattist.

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i have no problem with him being lardy

i have a problem with that being his only joke.

'oh look, i am a fat bloke playing football. isnt that funny'

'oh look, im a fat superhero. isnt that funny'

'oh look, im a fat bloke training pro footballers.isnt that funny'

quite frankly, i got the joke the 1st time he told it, its 3 years now, and he doesnt have another one. do f**k off corden!!

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