hey! Jesus visited Glastonbury...it's official

[joser1974]

You must have heard of him? He was called Jesus - he liked to waffle on a bit and do magic tricks, and was so convincing that thousands of years later, people still go on about him, and even shout his name when climaxing.

I can't see Tommy Cooper having such adulation in the year 4010.

[VCK]

Mike99 is Jesus, warning his disciples about the increase in food prices and spiritually guiding them to the portaloos (via maps of the site posted on here)!

Edited November 26, 2009 by VCK

[5co77ie]

yeah i've heard of him. funny little bearded fella. bit like and olden days derren brown. but i was talking about a presenter on cornish local radio. i'm pretty sure he aint even got any adulation now

[tweemo freak]

I wonder what his favourite act was...?

(awaits comic replies)

[5co77ie]

Probably Neil Young. Bout the same age arent they?

[Rufus Gwertigan]

And next month's news will include Jesus born in stable - just you wait and see...

[5co77ie]

Was he?? The bible certainly doesn't say he was

[Tiddles]

jesus was at glastonbury!!!