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Cliff Richard


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No No No, for god's Sake, this self hating homosexual has NOTHING to do with Glastonbury, he is a hippocyritical christian zelot who just needs to sort himself out .
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Hmm...this could be a goer...finally at last...apart from Tom and Dolly there is really no other 'god'...if Cliff can be called such a thing...that has been waiting for an appearance at the fest...and if he drops down dead as rumoured since 0 AD...should make the weekend very special indeedy! :(

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Hmm...this could be a goer...finally at last...apart from Tom and Dolly there is really no other 'god'...if Cliff can be called such a thing...that has been waiting for an appearance at the fest...and if he drops down dead as rumoured since 0 AD...should make the weekend very special indeedy! :(
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Look, just cos Wimbledon have finally found a way of getting rid of him - at huge expense too - by putting in a roof to stop him singing when it rains, doesn't mean that Glastonbury have to put up with the sad man who lives with a defrocked vicar but isn't gay, oh no. :(

Glastonbury isn't the place for Wimbledon rejects ....unless you're talking about the Wombles. :).

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Look, just cos Wimbledon have finally found a way of getting rid of him - at huge expense too - by putting in a roof to stop him singing when it rains, doesn't mean that Glastonbury have to put up with the sad man who lives with a defrocked vicar but isn't gay, oh no. :(

Glastonbury isn't the place for Wimbledon rejects ....unless you're talking about the Wombles. :).

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Look, just cos Wimbledon have finally found a way of getting rid of him - at huge expense too - by putting in a roof to stop him singing when it rains, doesn't mean that Glastonbury have to put up with the sad man who lives with a defrocked vicar but isn't gay, oh no. :P

Glastonbury isn't the place for Wimbledon rejects ....unless you're talking about the Wombles. :D.

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Plus they'd sort our the things that the everyday folks leave behind, I've heard they make good use of them and some decent tunes to boot.

perhaps Eavis should employ them as the recycling contractors for next year? It'd sort out many of the problems that people have been moaning about. :D

Also I'd give Madame Cholet one, would that be bestiality?

I dunno - do frogs count as 'beasts'? :P

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