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what the f**k


Guest falkirk bairn

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The world HASSSS gone mad then, I was right all along.

Really dont know what to think of all this, 17 years old? come along lad...

If I see Lily Allen wandering around Glasto I'm gunna try my level best to pull her, or at least get a picture with her, pop it up here for you to see LITP :rolleyes:

Good luck though boss, I'm sure if you did run on stage it would become a legendary moment, particularly around these boards. Avoid rape though, because you're worrying us.

Should really just pull a nice Whitby girl and pack all this in :)

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I think you may need professional help.

In all seriousness, if you aim your standards that low, you are set to be a very happy man... probably living in a council paid for house, with 15 kids, 12 dogs, living off benefits, smoking 60 a day, drinking meths for kicks and making a nuisance of yourself.

Get a grip man, she is a waster for the chav generation. There are some really beautiful people out there, inside and out, and i do hope you get over your infatuation soon and realise that you are wasting your life following this bint.

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What a f**king prick, leave the lad alone, such a ridiculous cliche as well.

Really annoyed me that, who are these "really beautiful people out there, inside and out", someone off one of your online games?

Hes obsessed with Lily Allen, you hate her, its weird, all of its weird, just let it lie though man :) theres worse stuff happening.

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What a f**king prick, leave the lad alone, such a ridiculous cliche as well.

Really annoyed me that, who are these "really beautiful people out there, inside and out", someone off one of your online games?

Hes obsessed with Lily Allen, you hate her, its weird, all of its weird, just let it lie though man :rolleyes: theres worse stuff happening.

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i used to think id be with jarvis cocker and only me and him understood eachother. (i have a hand written letter to him i never sent, aged 12, and when i read it now....its very very weird and obbsesive...and...ahem.(and id burn it if it wasnt so cute and innocent)

...i was 11-12 yrs old.

I still have that passion with him...but not in that 12 yr old way.

i now admire him as an artist, he still makes me go sqidgy in my tummy...but not Love.

ive sinse learned what love is....(quite a while ago now lol..)

and its alot better.

and hell of alot better.

i hope you pass this time healthyily...if thats even a word.

**hugs**

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I dont think the Lily thing gets in the way of it really, you probably think it must do. But I dont go round telling everyone I want to marry Lily Allen, eventhough I obviously do, I think people get it. I think a lot of people I know probably dont know how obsessed I am.

And thanks Rachie, that was what I call constructive.

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I dont think the Lily thing gets in the way of it really, you probably think it must do. But I dont go round telling everyone I want to marry Lily Allen, eventhough I obviously do, I think people get it. I think a lot of people I know probably dont know how obsessed I am.

And thanks Rachie, that was what I call constructive.

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tbh you do give the impression that you think about her 24/7. You have a step by step plan and everything. I know its a phase and you will grow out of it. I would just hate you to miss to much while you wait.
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I dont think the Lily thing gets in the way of it really, you probably think it must do. But I dont go round telling everyone I want to marry Lily Allen, eventhough I obviously do, I think people get it. I think a lot of people I know probably dont know how obsessed I am.

And thanks Rachie, that was what I call constructive.

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I love your Pulp room.... but does it still look like that?!! *

*If it does, can I come along in bootcut jeans and an Adidas jacket and pretend its still 1997 please? I have lots of old issues of Select in my airing cupboard if that's any help. :D

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sadly not. :) lol... i took it all down on my 16th birthday lol. Nearly 10 years ago :D ...and that house has even been pulled down now :D:D NONE OF IT EXISTS anymore!! :D

I still have a couple of scrap books and posters, but in my attic.

Your still very welcome to come along tho! we can pretend it 97! i think i do most days anyway :D

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I love your Pulp room.... but does it still look like that?!! *

*If it does, can I come along in bootcut jeans and an Adidas jacket and pretend its still 1997 please? I have lots of old issues of Select in my airing cupboard if that's any help. :D

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