The most predictable topics during that June

[tazzyb]

I for one will be glad if we get to the point where less than 50% of the threads on top page are about Bruce and Neil Young!

[pie_and_a_pint]

There has to be another 43 page thread about the best trolley, surely??? And one started on Tuesday night by someone who hasn't got a tent yet...

[Filthy]

Car park tickets

Can I resell my ticket?

My photograph doesn't look like me

my Brothers cider pack hasn't turned up

Do they have searches at the services?

How do I get to West Car park coming from the East?

Gazebos

Has Bruce Springsteen cancelled yet?

[Chimps in Balaclavas]

My photograph doesn't look like me

[mr_bizarre]

To save me creating two topics, what are the answers to the above?

[Funkfarley]

Yes, I remember that one. Bizarre. Fair enough if people haven't been before, but the idea of an arena?

[Amlo4ka]

'Who Stole My Picnic Basket?'

[Bradders]

How much money should i take

What time does it start

what time does it finish

what time do the bars close

how much is the food

[hazey_jane]

Good call Bradders

I can't go- can I get my money back?

My tickets haven't arrived- what shall I do

Threads about the incompetency of Seetickets.

Weather, weather, weather, weather, weather

What's the best route? How do I get to this car park?

[chilli78]

The usual.....

Do badgers need photo ID's?

What's the current value of a troy oz of tin?

If a squirrel falls over in the forest and there is no-one there to see, is it still funny?

Will quantative easing really help the global economic crisis or does this just lead into a spiral of devaluation?

Where should I hide my drugs?

[Chocscoffer]

The usual.....

Do badgers need photo ID's?

What's the current value of a troy oz of tin?

If a squirrel falls over in the forest and there is no-one there to see, is it still funny?

Will quantative easing really help the global economic crisis or does this just lead into a spiral of devaluation?

Where should I hide my drugs?

[alemart]

Common question no.122

Which trolley is best to haul ridiculously excessive amount of alcohol????

[nina3d]

Threads about the incompetency of Seetickets.

[Chocscoffer]

Wellies or Walking boots - which is better?

[TheBoyInTheBubble]

How bad are the toilets? Can I go the whole weekend without using them?

[sjhopewell]

I bought my tickets off www.dodgyconman.co.uk, do you think they will be genuine?

[Funkfarley]

Im 24. Why isn't there any bands on for young people?

[kinglewi]

What time are people planning to get there

Whos the 4th headliner

Tips for saving phone battery

first time advice

Does anyone yet know the official line up fully? (for clashfinder purposes)

Is Brothers cider all its cracked up to be (answers yes)

[TheBoyInTheBubble]

I've never been before, will there be camping spaces left on Friday morning?

[guyfawkes]

How bad are the toilets? Can I go the whole weekend without using them?

[TheBoyInTheBubble]

Yes if you poo in a plazy bag in your tent.

[guyfawkes]

I went to Glasto one year with someone who didn't want to use them. On the Sunday they wouldn't even have a drink of lager in case it made them need to go... I'd told him go on the first day and get it over with.

[TheBoyInTheBubble]

Imagine Jay at Glasto, i don't think he'd ever come back. KIA would be my bet.

[guyfawkes]

Nah, we'd see him on the news about three years later leading some anarchist group into burning down a McDonalds. With purple and green dreadlocks and an amazing ability to juggle.

I just remember his love of wellies at Leeds... SCARY

[venuss]

I think the most predictable topics during june, before the festival are:

'A gay meet-up';