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Virtual campfire 2009


Guest darrenbha

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Well, I hope the cat situation has improved for your nearest and dearest.

Maybe you can surprise them with a fluffy new bundle of joy in a few weeks.. :(

Good luck with the band thing.

Sounds like you've already reached a point that most bands take months or years to get to.

Another couple of days, you can split up due to musical differences. It saves a lot of time in the long run.

Not having one, that is.

A long run.

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COACH: What would you say to a glass of beer, Norm?

NORM : Going Down?

COACH: What would you say to a glass of beer, Norm?

NORM : Daddy wuvs you.

COACH: What's shaking, Norm?

NORM : All 4 cheeks and a couple of chins.

SAM : What'll you have, Norm?

NORM : Well I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll have a glass of whatever

comes of whatever comes out of that tap.

SAM : Oh, Looks like beer, Norm.

NORM : Call me Mister Lucky.

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Buffing the Banana

Holding Your Sausage Hostage

Jackin' the Beanstalk

Rounding up the Tadpoles

Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ

Spank the Frank

Applying the hand brake

Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior

Auditioning the finger puppets

Beef-stroke-it-off

Boxing the bald champ

Charming the snake

Checking for testicular cancer

Choking Kojak

Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie

Straddle your paddle

Taking matters into your own hands

Teasing the weasel

Thumping the pump

Tickling the pickle

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