Virtual campfire 2009

[darrenbha]

sorry mate, couldn't resist, you wait til they switch to their bikinis

[karlpowell]

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a payrise for the following reasons:

* I do physical labor.

* I work at great depths.

* I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

* I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

* I work in a damp environment.

* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

* I work in high temperatures.

* My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

P. Niss

The Response

Dear Mr. Niss:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

* You do not work 8 hours straight.

* You fall asleep after brief work periods.

* You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

* You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

* You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. ;

* You will retire well before you are 65.

* You are unable to work double shifts.

* You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

* And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

V. Gina (Miss)

[joshwarrr]

that has cheered me up karl

[scaryclaireyfairy]

good one, karl.

[darrenbha]

top joke for a wednesday karl, now has anyone seen my trifle i made earlier

[karlpowell]

Did you ever use message boards back in the day

[bertieb73]

Quality gag Karl and loving the message board. Very much reminds me of various ZX Spectrum games I had back in the day.

Think I've seen your trifle Darren, it's set over there shivering in the corner. Damn, that joke is so much funnier with Jelly....

[darrenbha]

Still funny tho. Loads of sherry in it

[fairyinboots]

Evening all.

[darrenbha]

Evening fairyinboots. How's things

[fairyinboots]

Fine thanks, how are you?

Cancelled the ticket today, so officially going alone :-( :-) Bit of both.

[Mardy]

evening FiB, evening Darren

[fairyinboots]

Evening Mardy, how are you?

[Mardy]

not so bad, cheers. it's sunny here, the snow has finally gone and I'm looking forward to coming home in a few weeks. Had an open University essay to do today, but it'[s done, so all's well with the world.

why did you have to cancel the ticket? (apologies if I missed something). I'll be honest, I pretty much prefer going to things on my own, but you know...

[fairyinboots]

Long story.

I go most places on my tod.

I studied with the OU many a moon ago. Diploma though not degree.

I have some tea here if you want to help yourself.

[Mardy]

oooh smashing, you've got the tea, I've got the (broken) biscuits

here you go.

[Pilton]

Hello all, Can I have a cup please?

What a lovely day today it was almost no coat weather!!

[Mardy]

of course you can, there's loads in the pot

and some rum for a tot if you fancy it.

[Pilton]

Thanks, and that will be a yes for the rum

Find a pic yet?

Evening Sarah, are you going to camp at Red Triangle?

[fairyinboots]

Always tea when I am about, help yourself.

Thanks for the biscuits Mardy

[pehaw]

Always tea when I am about, help yourself.

Thanks for the biscuits Mardy

[fairyinboots]

*runs back to tent to get leather and denim*

[darrenbha]

I'm back. Think I've sorted my festivals . Stressful day thought i was gonna have to miss bearded theory and Glasto. Was very fed up earlier. Right get saxon on quick

[strudders]

We've got a 747 coming down in the night!

OK I am here and wating for Saxon

*strudders has his patch laden denim jacket with cut off arms on*

[darrenbha]

Hey strudders. I've got some smirnoff ice. I'm gonna knock up some turbo shandys