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You can choose your departure time for Bristol coaches though.

Google is my friend. A few pics here: https://www.standard.co.uk/homesandproperty/celebrity-homes/nick-and-susie-cave-colourful-brighton-townhouse-for-sale-ps3-25m-b1027763.html?amp What I really want is the Zoopla listing with *rubs thighs* a floor plan.

Ooh, link for this nosy Parker please

Hopefully it won’t clash with the Red Square gig. 🟥

Google Negative equity

Ridiculously good

Or not - that one had 0 bids.

Sorry, I tried reading your post but there seems to be some sort of language barrier. All I could understand was “I love Coachella! How can I get Coachella into every single conversation on eFests? I’ve got such a boner for Coachella. I did it, I mentioned Coachella. Woohoo! COACHELLA!”

My daughter’s swimming lessons were cancelled “as a mark of respect”. I’m sure it had nothing to do with the fact the lessons take place in a school swimming pool and the school was closed for the bank holiday, they were cancelled purely out of respect. Because the last thing the queen would have wanted is for some toddlers to have fun and learn to swim. 🙄

On recent evidence I’d say Meghan Markle showing up and drinking a lemonade would get the most coverage.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1151193/Hawk-kestrel-manoeuvres-park-Thousands-starlings-form-shape-giant-bird-prey-spectacular-dawn-sight.html Apols for DM link - story was syndicated there. Not on SCG site any more. I know both the photographer and sub involved.

As counterweight to the orgy of vomit inducing mindless patriotism bound to be on display for the coronation in early June I’d like the following: Johnny Marr doing the Queen is Dead in full Manic Street Preachers as long as they play Repeat - “imitation Demi-gods”, “dumb flag scum” and “repeat after me / ‘Fuck Queen and country’” Bob Vylan for obvious reasons Slow Thai - “I will treat you with the utmost respect / Only if you respect me a little bit, Elizabeth… you c**t” Blur to play This Is A Low Billy Bragg will be there so he can play Take Down the Union Jack Shame Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbot didn’t do Heatongrad - “Fuck the King and fuck the Queen” The Housemartins - “Try shaking a can at the Queen, Cause her purse is fat and bursting at the seams.” Kunt and the Gang doing Prince Andrew is a Sweaty Nonce of course.

Is Debbie Harry touring?

Sorry to hear this. He was before my time here, but I’m sure it’s a safe assumption that if someone is an eFests member then there’s a 95% chance you’re going to have a fair few things in common with them (even Barry). Sounds like WoW was one of the good guys.

This! Also would have forced myself out of bed before 3pm. We caught Chainska Brassika on Small World but were too tired to really enjoy it. Friday was our “early night” in bed by 2am. Felt the benefit on Saturday - so much so that we wrote ourselves off for Sunday 🤦‍♂️ 😂

I was a genuinely pissing myself laughing when they shut the queue, only to put people who wanted to Join the queue into a queue. It blows my mind. I just can’t wrap my head around this orgy of grief for a woman who lived 96 exceedingly privileged years and had absolutely minimal effect on people’s lives, other than the fact you always knew she existed. I think people just like to make a fuss of things. Take my mother in law for example (no really, take her), she’s only really happy when some disaster has befallen someone else and she can find a way of making it about herself.

I don’t hate the queen or people who want to see her coffin. I just find it generally laughable and bizarre. I do, however, feel angry at the way such fanfare is being made when it just seems so unnecessary and outdated in our society of massive iniquity.

Bollocks is it. Most people who make a pilgrimage to Mecca will also pray to it 5 times a day, every day. I bet 90% of those in The Queue ™️ don’t even watch the Christmas Day speech.

Look at these fucking sad pricks Queueing for 14 hours to shuffle through this hall? POINTLESS

Wonderful news

Yesterday, did you not get a ticket?