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[ampersand]

haha TIPS?

[geztival_09]

haha TIPS?

[saratink]

haha what am I sexpert or summin??

See people think showers are for getting you clean, but you can get very filthy in them

Edited September 26, 2010 by south wales sara !

[geztival_09]

haha i think you are

I feel very inexperienced when talking to you gez hah

[saratink]

Ahh don't be daft...it's probably the other way round tbh lol

...and where did the anal topic of conversation come from??

[geztival_09]

its always good to share tips lmaoo

&&& i have no idea. It was probably ben though

[saratink]

ooo you can take camping stoves to v fest!!!

EDIT: I'M MISSING MY GREEN TENT!

:'(

My pink one hasn't got a porch so it isnt safe to keep my gas canisters in where i sleep!

:'(

WHAT AM I TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Edited August 11, 2010 by south wales sara !

[saratink]

It is...care to share any pearls of wisdom with us?? and no I don't mean small brown nugget pearls of wisdom!

Sara I hate to say it but the anal topic of conversation was a team effort between and you

[timmmy]

and I hate to be the biology freak but it passes through the colon and is stored in the rectum before being passed out through the anus. Chances are if you've got a 6 inch+ object going up there then unless you've been to the toilet then there might be some mess. I'm no expert though

[saratink]

No, I am not interested thank you. Jesus still loves you.

I was married to one of your lot, he was a lovely man but his moral compass could, on occasions, go askew. If I'd only tried harder to save him. This is why I'm here talking to you, it's too late for my Tom (name changed) but not too late for you.

There are two people who have come to my attention during my time here, they go by the names dan05delaney and geztival_09. It appears to me, despite hardly knowing each other, that they have carnal knowledge of each other. Gail, darling, don't give yourself so easily and Dan, what are your intentions? I pray for you both.

[geztival_09]

OMG i think we should be careful what we talk about online!

Butt, how does WWJD know your name is Gail?

[saratink]

I'm actually quite creeped out now seriously

Must know my name because you guys sometimes call me gail instead of gez. Bloody bible bashers get on my tits

[ampersand]

carnal knowledge

[geztival_09]

I'm being careful about what I say now. I may leave this forum altogether tbh

Edited August 11, 2010 by geztival_09

[saratink]

Dont let it get to you.. But yeah, we better all be careful what we say..

[saratink]

My attempt to lighten the mood ...

aww this sites cute

[Andeeroo]

How f**king filthy has this thread become?

I'm appalled.

[saratink]

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Edited September 26, 2010 by south wales sara !

[Andeeroo]

Let's all pick on the newbie

[saratink]

Let's all pick on the newbie

[Andeeroo]

Sarcastic. Moi?

I'm very good ta. Ate too much at a pub lunch and now I can't move

Hows about yourself?

[geztival_09]

It's always been filthy in here newbie hi btw, thought Beck had smuggled you away t'egypt with her

[saratink]

Sarcastic. Moi?

I'm very good ta. Ate too much at a pub lunch and now I can't move

Hows about yourself?

[dan05delaney]

I think dan is so used to us lot now he doesnt mind that we know about his love for skiddingg

I know but what if you've been to the toilet and then not realised and you havent pushed it all out and theres a bit still there!

an enema seems like a good idea, but imagine saying right, gimmie an hour im gona use the bathroom a sec..

[geztival_09]

yeah really dont care about what ppl say on the thread... you lot know most things anyway

i can