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[saratink]

but i've got an honest question..Don't it get messy? I'd be well embaressed if something came out along with the cock/fingers/vibrator/tounge. if ya know what i mean.....

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sooooooooooooooo

[ampersand]

Whats wrong with being early?

[timmmy]

but i've got an honest question..Don't it get messy? I'd be well embaressed if something came out along with the cock/fingers/vibrator/tounge. if ya know what i mean.....

darn i had to take alot of the emoticons out

Edited August 11, 2010 by timmmy

[ampersand]

aaw, did you get banned tommmmy?

[saratink]

omg hhaha

that is actually really good advice and reassuring too!

thanks

[geztival_09]

aye groomage is good

good times lad....

... and gez you bringing the lube up this weekend

right i'm off to work now... laters peeps

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.

Edited September 26, 2010 by south wales sara !

[timmmy]

omg hhaha

that is actually really good advice and reassuring too!

thanks

[ampersand]

skidding?

[saratink]

skidding?

[geztival_09]

and I hate to be the biology freak but it passes through the colon and is stored in the rectum before being passed out through the anus. Chances are if you've got a 6 inch+ object going up there then unless you've been to the toilet then there might be some mess. I'm no expert though

I think porn stars have them enema things or use douches ...and that's all from today's biology class

[ampersand]

aah, you mentioned porn. now i can't read this page when i go back to work

[geztival_09]

I think dan is so used to us lot now he doesnt mind that we know about his love for skiddingg

I know but what if you've been to the toilet and then not realised and you havent pushed it all out and theres a bit still there!

an enema seems like a good idea, but imagine saying right, gimmie an hour im gona use the bathroom a sec..

[saratink]

quick lets make a new page so ben can read it

[geztival_09]

aah, you mentioned porn. now i can't read this page when i go back to work

[saratink]

SKIDDING!

I don't know sara...I guess it's likely there would be some mess, but tbh the guy can't really freak or anything because tbh he's just shoved his cock up someone's arse where shit comes from

haha yeah "hang on while give my arse a quick rinse" even more of a passion killer then "have you got any jonnies?"

[saratink]

Ohh sorry! Didn't realise

How screwed up is your work if you can get away with saying anal, douching, enemas, "small brown nugget" () and various other anally themed words?

[geztival_09]

That is true. i really shouldn't be so paranoid lmao!

Where did this topic even come from

What about a power shower?

EVEN BETTER

WHat about in the shower?

[geztival_09]

hello hello anon lurker whoever you are, fancy joining in the bum fun with us??

[saratink]

Ahh we all have these worries

ooh shower sex! Love itttttt Sorry I said sex and porn...NEW PAGE PLEASE!

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WE HAVE 2 GUESTS TOO!!

EDIT:

everyone be careful what they type on this page

Edited August 11, 2010 by south wales sara !

[geztival_09]

hello hello anon lurker whoever you are, fancy joining in the bum fun with us??

[ampersand]

WHat about in the shower?

[saratink]

hell yes