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[ampersand]

Evening I think everyone's OK, except none of us are getting our fix Sara admitted she's been gagging for it for 4 days

[geztival_09]

beats gagging on it for 4 days.

[ampersand]

If it makes you gag you ain't doing it right

[geztival_09]

the men in the films show me to do it that way though

[ampersand]

yeah but those scary men aren't to be trusted, they are waxed and have mahooooooosive p33ns

[geztival_09]

BEN'S LISTENING TO CRAIG DAVID!!!!!!!!

[geztival_09]

not all of them are waxed. and there's nout wrong with a bit of downstairs groomage

[saratink]

yeah but those scary men aren't to be trusted, they are waxed and have mahooooooosive p33ns

[geztival_09]

It's not the men!! Its the women with their fake boobs, fake hair, waxed foofs, skinny stomachs, bums that have implants in to make them the perfect shape of round. Arse holes that dont make them scream in pain when somethings put in it. Big lips, umm perfect ability to do any position..

Makes us normal girls feel inadequete :/

[ampersand]

It's not the men!! Its the women with their fake boobs, fake hair, waxed foofs, skinny stomachs, bums that have implants in to make them the perfect shape of round. Arse holes that dont make them scream in pain when somethings put in it. Big lips, umm perfect ability to do any position..

Makes us normal girls feel inadequete :/

ahahahahahahah

[ampersand]

at the bold hahaaa!

Yeah the women are as fake as their screaming orgasms, but they are nothing to be envious of...I mean us normal girls can have painless anal with a bit of lube and where's the fun in having rock hard tits that don't even bounce?? btw sara without sounding pervy or anything, you have an impressive pair of breasticles that would make a lot of women jealous

[geztival_09]

seriously, girls perception of porn is rubbish. every day porn sites, you get all sorts. most boobs are real, can get whatever foofs you want, whatever size girl you want and even sore bumholes if you want

[ampersand]

Sounds like someone's a porn expert! Is that what you and Sara are into then??

Sorry, exactly where did I state I had anal?? And there was life before Dan y'know! lol

[geztival_09]

don't backtrack now

and yeah, i dabble in the odd video. watching, not starring

[kingjamma]

Evening all how are we?

[geztival_09]

Evening all how are we?

[ampersand]

I see what you did there. Anyway you telling me you wouldn't be up for a bit of bum fun?? ..not with me obviously...in general with sara

Don't knock it till you've tried it be open minded you never know what fun you could have

[geztival_09]

i wouldn't mind

and i've stated on here, i don't mind the odd finger well one to be precise

[kingjamma]

Hiya I'm good ta, you??

Oh and it seems we're back on top form and filthing it up like the good old days

[ampersand]

Hey there's more to bum fun that just fingers

[geztival_09]

I'm good cheers, just looking forward to two weeks off starting Friday and Reading in a two weeks time. I also managed to find a load of army ration packs which I might help myself to which means plenty of free food for me at the fest and more beer money

Haha, yeah I can see that

[Poleski]

Evening I think everyone's OK, except none of us are getting our fix Sara admitted she's been gagging for it for 4 days

[saratink]

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Edited September 26, 2010 by south wales sara !

[dan05delaney]

Downstairs groomage is good, but back, sack and crack men that are hung like a horse are just scary!

[ampersand]

Ben, you might be able to find fat porn but i bet you don't watch it

Aha 'dabble' i bet you wish you'd starred in one though!!