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Dunno, I used to have it curly, but thats when I was 14 and was a mosher. So I straightened it and it looked good. But now my curls are easier, and no longer have the aid of chemicals in my hair, so curls it goes, but hopefully get it a bit longer and keep it kinda thined out!
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I think it's weird having a singles thread. It's took me this long to actualy post in it. I think it scares people off, the title! It realy should be the random thread.

I'mn sorry for being such a rebel.

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it's a thread where people can talk about their conquests or splits. it can help heal an emotional wound, or indulge our voyeuristic senses as to what everyone's up to, it can help give an insight into the psyche of the opposite sex, and thus improve our own success in pulling. it's a thread where flirting is allowed and encouraged, where sexual tension can be built up in anticipation of the day when we may all meet, culminating in a powerful collapse of sexual ecstasy. it's a thread where people can be open, admitting to owning the audrey hepburn collection or hopping on the good foot with someone a little too young. it's a thread where everything isn't overanalysed, it's a thread where true love can be found, or a nugget of information may be imparted to us which would be sure to impress a future date. yes, it may become random at times, but then love should be random, and not predictable. it should be built on impulse and spontaneity. it should be built on bunique's mums dentists chair.

you may take our freedom, but you'll never take our singles thread!!!!!

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it's a thread where people can talk about their conquests or splits. it can help heal an emotional wound, or indulge our voyeuristic senses as to what everyone's up to, it can help give an insight into the psyche of the opposite sex, and thus improve our own success in pulling. it's a thread where flirting is allowed and encouraged, where sexual tension can be built up in anticipation of the day when we may all meet, culminating in a powerful collapse of sexual ecstasy. it's a thread where people can be open, admitting to owning the audrey hepburn collection or hopping on the good foot with someone a little too young. it's a thread where everything isn't overanalysed, it's a thread where true love can be found, or a nugget of information may be imparted to us which would be sure to impress a future date. yes, it may become random at times, but then love should be random, and not predictable. it should be built on impulse and spontaneity. it should be built on bunique's mums dentists chair.

you may take our freedom, but you'll never take our singles thread!!!!!

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It's just like, you know, it's the internet and stuff. And when you associated singles chat with the internet, it does seem a tad, well, sleazy or weird. But I suppose this isn't middleagedmen-meet-16yearoldgirls.net
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Ooo, outtolunch, I meant to ask - is the friend who might be coming up from down south and used to be on here from London? First name beginning with C?

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it's a thread where people can talk about their conquests or splits. it can help heal an emotional wound, or indulge our voyeuristic senses as to what everyone's up to, it can help give an insight into the psyche of the opposite sex, and thus improve our own success in pulling. it's a thread where flirting is allowed and encouraged, where sexual tension can be built up in anticipation of the day when we may all meet, culminating in a powerful collapse of sexual ecstasy. it's a thread where people can be open, admitting to owning the audrey hepburn collection or hopping on the good foot with someone a little too young. it's a thread where everything isn't overanalysed, it's a thread where true love can be found, or a nugget of information may be imparted to us which would be sure to impress a future date. yes, it may become random at times, but then love should be random, and not predictable. it should be built on impulse and spontaneity. it should be built on bunique's mums dentists chair.

you may take our freedom, but you'll never take our singles thread!!!!!

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