singles thread

[HorseboX]

i want a divorce

[Goblinz]

So what's everyones plans tonight. It's payaday so I'm thinking of gettign a chinese and trying to persuade my mates to play poka... The guy who owns our usual poker playing house has just been made redundant so it might not happen so prolly going to end up in the pub.

[HorseboX]

Too late now, he only wants a girly so he has someone to do his cookin, wash his clothes, cut his toe-nails

and wipe his ass

. Tis true, he told me himself. It doesn't seem to work when he uses it as a chat up line though... Anyone know any girls who wan complete and utter reliance?

[Goblinz]

It's okay, I've learnt to cook now (those potato wedges weren't bad were they? a fine selection of condiments too) and I've learnt to cut me toe-nails (i knew those wire cutters would come in handy). I just need someone to

wipe my arse

really...

[HorseboX]

The wedges were good.... Well at least they didn't give me suspected Salmonella this time. I'm quite impressed with your ready meal cooking skills!

[bunique]

Have ponly read to P1354 and wuite drunk but Sadwitch is mine

[sadwitch]

I had a nap and look what's happened.

Really? you want to hand me scissors and tell me to deal with your arse and clothes?

[Paul ™]

Have ponly read to P1354 and wuite drunk but Sadwitch is mine

[bunique]

I had a nap and look what's happened.

Really? you want to hand me scissors and tell me to deal with your arse and clothes?

[greenfairy43]

Have ponly read to P1354 and wuite drunk but Sadwitch is mine

[raspberryswirl]

It's been awhile....

I went from being eternally single to having two girlfriends more quickly than I ever thought possible.

One ended up being crazy (really, really crazy - that's over now), and I am completely crazy for the other one..... who lives in NYC....

Life is good, looking forward to some more fun weekend trips!

[greenfairy43]

It's been awhile....

I went from being eternally single to having two girlfriends more quickly than I ever thought possible.

One ended up being crazy (really, really crazy - that's over now), and I am completely crazy for the other one..... who lives in NYC....

Life is good, looking forward to some more fun weekend trips!

[brighteyes]

Wow, I actually pulled tonight, and she was beautiful and everything. Really weird, not used to this. If I hadn't eaten whole pack of Pâté earlier then i'd be on top of the world right now.

As it is, i'm gaseous x x x x x

[Katster]

I'm off to Wales for the weekend. There'd better be some hot men.

[RABun]

The only male company i've had this weekend is my son and his teenage friends, while adorable and sweet, they are a bit young for me.

Still we have a gig tomorrow night so maybe i'll meet someone there.

Still waiting for the man who might be Mr Right to come back from Spain

[bunique]

A shining example to the yoof of today!!

[sadwitch]

The only male company i've had this weekend is my son and his teenage friends, while adorable and sweet, they are a bit young for me.

Still we have a gig tomorrow night so maybe i'll meet someone there.

Still waiting for the man who might be Mr Right to come back from Spain

[rabid]

i would like to know how young is too young? ( not children obviously sickos)

[greenfairy43]

Why, what have you been up to?

A couple (or so) years ago when I was 33 I started seeing a 22 year old but it didnt last long and it was never going to. I dont think it was down to the actual age difference, more the mental age difference .

[brighteyes]

I'm scaring myself just by thinking about it... but... I might ask a girl to go out with me for a date

I really, really wanna doink her.

[sadwitch]

I'm scaring myself just by thinking about it... but... I might ask a girl to go out with me for a date

I really, really wanna doink her.

[brighteyes]

tell her that.

[Lithium05]

Quiet on here at the moment.

Has everyone coupled up and f*cked off when I wasn't looking?

[xxclf]

Quiet on here at the moment.

Has everyone coupled up and f*cked off when I wasn't looking?

[Lithium05]

haha I wish! Just sat on my bum ALL day and ate junk..unsucessful day I feel.