singles thread

[Lithium05]

or become friends with someone and then realise you have feelings.

[RABun]

sounds a bit long winded, who has time for that?!

[Lithium05]

random boinking doesnt count as a relationship though. lol so thats fine!

[brighteyes]

I exchanged some flirting texts on Friday night with the girl that my wingman is doinking. Apparently she is bored of him now and wants to doink me. Think i've been leading her on a bit. She is moving away in a month though, so no harm done really.

Meh.

[RABun]

I exchanged some flirting texts on Friday night with the girl that my wingman is doinking. Apparently she is bored of him now and wants to doink me. Think i've been leading her on a bit. She is moving away in a month though, so no harm done really.

Meh.

[Lithium05]

doinking

[RABun]

or

The debate rages on

[Lithium05]

i use both so i'm getting a sore arse from the doink boink fence!

[brighteyes]

nice girl!

[RABun]

Yeah, she was dumped a month or two ago by her long term boyfriend, so we'll let her off for being a bit slaggy.

[Lithium05]

I like both words, I just think doink is slightly more comical.

[Peevis]

Yeah, she was dumped a month or two ago by her long term boyfriend, so we'll let her off for being a bit slaggy.

I like both words, I just think doink is slightly more comical.

[brighteyes]

You're flirting with someone you mate is boning, yet SHE'S the slaggy one!?

And people say the seventies have ended too!

[Peevis]

Well I boned her two weeks before he did. One time is never enough with me... they always come back for more.

Except when they don't.

[Katster]

hehe i'll let her off then - i'm having one of those phases myself. Not sure i could do two friends though.

[Goblinz]

i use both so i'm getting a sore arse from the doink boink fence!

[HorseboX]

Ahem... Once again I find myself in need of a raised eyebrow smiley!

[Katster]

If I believed in fate I might think I'd met my future husband this lunch time.

We both came around the corner (from opposite directions) at the same time and parked next to each other....he was driving a grey polo, I have a red one. He gets out, goes into the shop I was planning on using the cash machine in and then comes straight back out...I do the same (the cash machine has an out of order sign on it).

'Great minds think alike' he says, and then asks me if I know where there is another cash machine nearby. 'Tesco but it's quite far away down there, I'll see you there' I say and then set off in the opposite direction (towards Tesco). I'm just setting off away from the cash machines at Tesco when he pulls up next to me, I wave and drive off. I go to the chippy and as I'm sat in my car waiting to pull out, who parks up on the other side of the road but Mr cash machine man

I beep and tell him it's getting a bit weird now, and he accuses me of following him

[RABun]

That would be a good story for the grandchildren!

[Sooperstar]

That would be a good story for the grandchildren!

[Peevis]

It's strange you should say that cos I was about to comment on what a rubbish story it was!

[HorseboX]

That would be a good story for the grandchildren!

[Katster]

It's strange you should say that cos I was about to comment on what a rubbish story it was!

[Purple Monkey]

You don't think it's even a little bit strange that we literally followed each other's paths for an hour or so?

[rfs]

You're flirting with someone you mate is boning, yet SHE'S the slaggy one!?

And people say the seventies have ended too!