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[Lithium05]

Well I made a strap on out of a quorn sausage and we all caught hepatitis. It's really not a place for youngsters.

Edited May 19, 2008 by Lithium05

[sadwitch]

Clearly the maturity gained in your extra 4 years on this planet have gifted you with the wisdom to enjoy festivals on a higher level than us "kids"

Edit: If that sounds arsey it wasnt' supposed to! Twas meant purely in jest

[sifi]

I'm more interested in how or why someone would use a meat substitute product as part of another meat substitute product and why that would be the behaviour of someone who conisdered themselves as an adult.

Mind you having eaten one of those Quorn sausages once, I can understand why people are trying to find alternative uses for them!

[sadwitch]

why someone would use a meat substitute product as part of another meat substitute product

[Lithium05]

Urgh an apology. How disappointing.

[outtolunch]

I love that she hasn't got a clue. It proves my anti twin theory.

outtolunch- We were camped next to you. We were the ones with bunting and that spent all our time screaming hateful sentiments at each other.

[Katster]

the first outing of the tripple hip flask it survived its first festival well and proved to be a most sociable item with the Appletons Jamica rum and Absolute raspberry vodka being most popular.

[sadwitch]

So you were the noisy young rabble and who, (as the rest of us there where boring old farts and oap's ), where going to be reported to security for being to loud, except that we couldnt care less and were to wrecked to care anyway

you should have popped over to sample the first outing of the tripple hip flask it survived its first festival well and proved to be a most sociable item with the Appletons Jamica rum and Absolute raspberry vodka being most popular.

[sadwitch]

I did Blow up my bed and we peed in a bucket! - (discarding it in the overflowing loo btw) does that count ?

[jacketspud]

and who were they? slightly angry name but they were funny if not a tad blue for young cold persons ears!

[sadwitch]

and who were they? slightly angry name but they were funny if not a tad blue for young cold persons ears!

[jacketspud]

ok well who was the loudest lady in your camp .. was it you? the one talking about her children not wanting to talk to her?

I diddnt feel the hate but maybe camp loud and proud might have been more apt!

Edited May 19, 2008 by jacketspud

[sadwitch]

ok well who was the loudest lady in your camp .. was it you? the one talking about her children not wanting to talk to her?

[HorseboX]

Well judging a festival merely by its photos is a poor way of summing up ones weekend but having a peruse thru these photos it doesn't look bad at all, will wait to get it from the horses mouth tho. and it was good to see in the beard theory group forum photos that Ed was never far away from a BBQ, I'm glad your keeping him well fed in my absence (altho last time i fed him he tried to pin food poisoning on me, bastard!)

[outtolunch]

ok well who was the loudest lady in your camp .. was it you? the one talking about her children not wanting to talk to her?

I diddnt feel the hate but maybe camp loud and proud might have been more apt!

[jacketspud]

yes I am here by proxy! - she seemed to have fun - but I havnt spoken to her since! Hoping she may come to Glastonbury without her little girl so she can really see some stuff and not have to worry. Only thing needed to seal the deal is a chemical toilet.

[Katster]

Who was the woman trying to get some 'f**king' sleep at around 4am on Saturday morning? That was an amusing outburst which actually woke lots of other people up

[outtolunch]

yes I am here by proxy! - she seemed to have fun - but I havnt spoken to her since! Hoping she may come to Glastonbury without her little girl so she can really see some stuff and not have to worry. Only thing needed to seal the deal is a chemical toilet.

[jacketspud]

No a Personalchemical toilet - she just needs a poncho and a luggable loo and shes sorted! I said I might buy one for the Dandy but its a long walk back up for the loo (but I wont tell her that bit)

[sadwitch]

Who was the woman trying to get some 'f**king' sleep at around 4am on Saturday morning? That was an amusing outburst which actually woke lots of other people up

[jacketspud]

It was probably just gone 4ish when camp hate turned to camp snore in the blink of an eye - just as it was starting to warm up which seems sensible! Think I had Simon? closest to me who had an impressive one!

[llcoolphil]

She's right though. Why would young people want to go to this? The website isn't trendy, the arctic monkeys aren't playing, no one blew anything up or shat into a sunny delight bottle.

[Lithium05]

Just a one off event sadly, never to be repeated, nothing to see here this time next year

[Katster]

Im getting the impression you have a favourable response to your first small festival. Excellent news!

[llcoolphil]

I don't know where you got that impression from. I thought it was shit!