singles thread

[ralph250]

you can forget your beeney...in no particular order

and just missing out; zhang ziyi, abbey clancy, alessandro ambrosio, kate beckinsale, keira knightley, rachel bilson, cheryl tweedy, elisha cuthbert.

Edited May 7, 2008 by ralph250

[sifi]

and just missing out; zhang ziyi, abbey clancy, alessandro ambrosio, kate beckinsale, keira knightley, rachel bilson, cheryl tweedy, elisha cuthbert.

Edited May 7, 2008 by sifimaster

[RABun]

Knightley? Are you serious? She has the body of an eleven year old boy. Beyond me that one.

And for Beckinsale, I'd rather snog Godber!

Most of the others I don't recognise. Alba is pretty, yes.

[ralph250]

Knightley? Are you serious? She has the body of an eleven year old boy. Beyond me that one.

And for Beckinsale, I'd rather snog Godber!

Most of the others I don't recognise. Alba is pretty, yes.

[Lithium05]

Knightley? Are you serious? She has the body of an eleven year old boy. Beyond me that one.

[ralph250]

+1, nice "boat race" ( ) I suppose but not alot else at all!

I'd have Biel over Alba personally

[sifi]

Belucci is pretty.

[RABun]

Belucci is pretty.

[sifi]

where is the one thats going to restore my faith in men and say actually they are all a bit skinny for me!

Edited May 7, 2008 by sifimaster

[Lithium05]

where is the one thats going to restore my faith in men and say actually they are all a bit skinny for me!

[RABun]

Just off for drinks in the city with my all male loud colleagues - sure to put off any elligible man from talking to me. Should be fun.

[Katster]

Too male as well.

[greeneyes1980]

Perfect!

[rabid]

*sigh*

[brighteyes]

*sigh*

[ralph250]

audrey was beautiful....though my friends laughed when I bought the audrey hepburn collection once.

I'm comfortable in my sexuality.

[carley]

Jeez, I was told the world's worst chat up line today. (for blokes) Well, I say chat up line, but I think the only thing it's guaranteed to get you is a slap. It really made me cringe, so I thought I'd share it with you all....

Bloke: The name's Bond. (pause)

Girl: What, James Bond?

Bloke:

No, UniBond. I'm here to fill your crack

[Lithium05]

Jeez, I was told the world's worst chat up line today. (for blokes) Well, I say chat up line, but I think the only thing it's guaranteed to get you is a slap. It really made me cringe, so I thought I'd share it with you all....

Bloke: The name's Bond. (pause)

Girl: What, James Bond?

Bloke:

No, UniBond. I'm here to fill your crack

[ralph250]

I've always wanted to try this line and see if I get away with it

"so what's a girl like you doing in a classy joint like this?"

[sadwitch]

I've always wanted to try this line and see if I get away with it

"so what's a girl like you doing in a classy joint like this?"

[Goblinz]

where is the one thats going to restore my faith in men and say actually they are all a bit skinny for me!

[xxclf]

In all honesty, I don't even know who any of them are, and you're right, way too skinny

Umnn... "I wish that I wrote the alphabet so that I could put U and I together" ... awful

[minute5072]

heyy! That would probably work on me, i get all giggle and smirky when a bad chatup line is used.

And guys not only am I single but in 4 weeks time I wont have a job either as I got offered a redundancy package today or a transfer to another shop!

GAAAAY,

Edited May 7, 2008 by minute5072

[RABun]

out of interest i have an office up at Bank which i work out of allot, you near there?

[xxclf]

at least you're getting your nat king

dont get me started on the bad chat up lines