singles thread

[Goblinz]

Quite sure. She took the glass of me and said 'do I?' (and pretended to sip the drink) 'or do I?' (and pretended to neck the drink). I told her it was hers to do with as she wished. After necking it she slurped, licked her lips and held out her glass for another go. I was impressed.

Hang on a second, how did I get roped into this nipple business?? :angry:

Not to me it isn't! I'll give you Ouzo actually, just.

[sifi]

And look like my grandma???? Why would I want to go and do a thing like that?!

Edited April 11, 2008 by sifimaster

[Katster]

I'm not suggesting you age forty years and apply lots of rougé buddy. Try it. You might like it. A nice silk head scarf, you in a flowing dress, on the arm of a gentleman consort in a nice pressed summer suit, walking through the park with a picnic hamper, stopping for a few glasses of chablis and some finger food, laughing as a warm summer wind lifts up your dress slightly to show a hint of a shapely ankle, admiring the beautiful sunset as it starts it's wearisome descent before he takes your roughly on the croquet lawn.

Presuming the Rochdale over-eighties team have finished their game obviously.

[minute5072]

had a great day today with girl no 2 my mates (who're usually bastards were quite taken with her...her buying them drinks helped tho ) seein her again on thursday methinks

[bunique]

Nicely done minute!

I managed to run into my ex today, in a pub I haven't been to in about 4 years Typical! I'm never leaving the house again

[ralph250]

where's xxclf today???....and hang about where's dakyras???

xxclf and dakyras sitting in a tree...K.I.S.S.I.N.G

...lucky swine

[omskus]

Katser is a babe! (this'll get so many plus ones)

[brighteyes]

Vodka Revolution was f**king shit! I've no idea why we went there.

Flumpy is awesome though.

[minute5072]

where's xxclf today???....and hang about where's dakyras???

xxclf and dakyras sitting in a tree...K.I.S.S.I.N.G

...lucky swine

[minute5072]

Nicely done minute!

[brighteyes]

A poor evening again. At least I have lots of salmon to eat later.

[xxclf]

Haha sorry I've had an emm..odd weekend not had time to log in until now

[brighteyes]

Haha sorry I've had an emm..odd weekend not had time to log in until now

[xxclf]

Busy sexing people?

[minute5072]

did the bad thing

[brighteyes]

Well I had similar excitement to xxxclf*ck. I've been stalking this beautiful girl a bit recently, and yesterday, well one thing kinda led to another... we made prolonged eye contact

[xxclf]

Well I had similar excitement to xxxclf*ck. I've been stalking this beautiful girl a bit recently, and yesterday, well one thing kinda led to another... we made prolonged eye contact

[brighteyes]

get in

unfortunately this wasnt really excitement iv been meeting him since last march.. bit annoyed at myself really!

[xxclf]

Cos he is bad bad news...and I know he doesn't like me. I worked this out already but I just get drawn back in.

[ralph250]

Well...

I got overly drunk and met up with someone I had previously decided was really really not good for me. So 1:30am this morning I hopped in a taxi and did the bad thing. But it was f**king great, however getting up at 8am to do a ten hour shift in the same clothes - no shower - no teeth brushed wasn't great.

Im so silly, this will have reprocussions

[brighteyes]

Cos he is bad bad news...and I know he doesn't like me. I worked this out already but I just get drawn back in.

[sadwitch]

That's why I'm moving to the woods.

[xxclf]

[ralph250]

whatts up? not a sucuessful weekend?

[brighteyes]

That's why I'm moving to the woods.