Some hints in the ensembles of a pressure build around 20 June. About half the model runs seem to suggest this as a possibility, but there's a lot of spread.
Until then - cool/cold - with a further particularly unsettled spell starting around the 12/13 June.
Total guesswork, but purely from a probability point of view you'd think this horrendous spell of weather has to break sooner rather than later.
The Bike Shed -
To give you the feel the you are breaking the school rules (80s style), you get to experience the dangers of hanging out in school bike sheds.
To get to the bar you go past a teacher questioning why you aren’t in class and several signs with arbitrary/ ridiculous rules on them.
You then enter a small bar (shaped like a school bike shed). The walls should be covered with chopper and grifter bikes.
You get to break the rules by drinking disappointing lager from the 80s (I’m thinking Hofmeister, Skull, Kestrel) and for those feeling particularly rebellious Snake Bite will be on offer.
Music on the bar should include Pink Floyd’s ‘another brick in the wall’ and Alice Coopers “schools out’.
Within a few minutes, you should be left with thoughts such as-
‘well this is rubbish’
‘I’m bored’
‘stupid school’
’I don’t want to do my work home’
followed by -
‘Blimey I’m at Glastonbury, let’s go and do that instead’.
Leave to the sound of the school bell ringing and feeling strangely euphoric.
Edit -The bike shed should be situated by some horrible toilets (a bit of a reach I know) with the school bully hanging out in them and threatening to nick your pocket money.
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