NFR NFC

[H.M.V]

Reading this. It's a friends first novel and you should all read it!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1910105112?pc_redir=1400997673&robot_redir=1

[A Guy Called Matt]

Are you getting PROPERLY excited yet, Matt?

[H.M.V]

Need to think about the desert island thing cos right now it would be all the food!

[A Guy Called Matt]

Havn't read a book in years.

If I took one to a desert island though I would take the biggest and longest one there is - paper burns well.

[A Guy Called Matt]

Same up the road.

Bring it on Weather Gods!

I'm not sure of the correct NFR NFC Etiquette when i'm on hols the week before GF.

There's a pool so i can guarantee i get utterly soaked every day.

There's a bar so i can guarantee i get utterly 'soaked' every day.

In fact, there's a pool bar...so i can do both simultaneously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[A Guy Called Matt]

Jeffie seems to have been killed in the mosh pit!

Did the penguin get him?

[Woffy]

I have ceased to be excited at all and indeed have not checked my ticket once in the last 2 days.

[jeffie]

Eating

[Woffy]

Havn't read a book in years.

[Woffy]

Eating

[A Guy Called Matt]

Heh!

We are arriving at 7/8pm-ish on Tuesday and having a BBQ.

And i'm bringing one of those ready prepared cheeseboards + biscuits.

And red wine.

And prosecco (HMVs influence).

And i cannot fucking wait!!!!!!!!

[H.M.V]

Ha the prosecco influence! Now getting friends book! Or else there will be consequences! Mwah ha ha haaaaa

[A Guy Called Matt]

That's WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Woffy]

Reading this. It's a friends first novel and you should all read it!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1910105112?pc_redir=1400997673&robot_redir=1

[A Guy Called Matt]

[H.M.V]

I think without any shadow of a doubt that is the most insane editorial review i have ever read of any book ever...and that is meant 100% as a compliment.

Intrigued.

[Woffy]

Twas my dry wit!!

Course I excited!!

[A Guy Called Matt]

What's also weird is that I read it in his voice in my head! Lol

[A Guy Called Matt]

I knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, 'Matt'!

Twas my equally dry wit in return.

You do realise when we meet other people are gonna think we're just being rude to each other when in fact we both find it silently funny, right?

[Woffy]

What's also weird is that I read it in his voice in my head! Lol

[A Guy Called Matt]

Here's Jeffie getting the penguin!!

[Woffy]

I read everyone's posts here in how I imagine their voices to be!!!

Is that a bit weird?

[A Guy Called Matt]

That is an exceptionally good thing.

Apparently, at work, i have a way of writing emails about people who are small-minded bigoted complaining pricks, that most people reading them 'hear' in their heads as a high pitched 'meh-meh-meh-meh-MEHHHHHHHHHHH'.

I've written emails to people before in a professional manner and they've asked if i could re-write in 'the annoying voice'.

I'm still not sure i've got my head 'round that!

[A Guy Called Matt]

Ugh.

Your own voice on vid or recorded.

YYYYYYUK.

I sound rank! And a bit chavvy!

[Woffy]

I shall use my poker face.