Weeing + Large Crowds

[wilko8]

I draw the line at pissing in my Camelbak

[abdoujaparov]

Why? Better there than the floor, surely??

I cannot believe that, given your outrage at others on this thread, you had an option to not pee on the floor, but didn't take it. Surely not.

[Superscally]

He's funnier than you are able to construct cohesive arguments that are relevant to the points made. Let him who is without sin...

[Superscally]

I wouldn't bother responding to any more of his posts or any other idiot who thinks it's ok to piss wherever they wish whenever they feel like it. They're just idiots who've yet to be potty trained. And if any of them do it by me they might find out the size of something I have and it won't be my penis.

[whisty]

I think a poll of the average age of the floor pissers against the civilized among us will show up the real issue here. And really it's the latter that probably have more of an excuse to be anti social ####wits.

[TheParkAfterDark]

It's certainly not your intellect...

[Superscally]

Ditto.

[TheParkAfterDark]

Ditto.

[Superscally]

I was fully aware of that and that's why I was laughing at you. Just like a few others, you're unable to read and interpret properly. You were just hoisted by your own petard.

Well done.

[wilko8]

PMSL...

[abdoujaparov]

He's funnier than you are able to construct cohesive arguments that are relevant to the points made. Let him who is without sin...

[wolfticket]

Okay, in order of preference:

1 - Dance like an absolute loon and sweat it out.

2 - Go to the toilet if you really need to, and try to get as good a place as possible afterwards. Totally feasible most of the time.

3 - Go in a bottle or other sealy wee bag device and store it on your person. Not my bag, as it were, but fine i suppose if you really can't hold it.

4 - And, if you realllllllly must go it a cup for whatever extenuating circumstance (and I don't recommend it), then go.:

But be considerate, aim well. And once you're done, bend down and pour it gently onto the ground within your own space in such a way that it soaks into the ground.

[wilko8]

Okay, in order of preference:

4 - And, if you realllllllly must go it a cup for whatever extenuating circumstance (and I don't recommend it), then go.:

But be considerate, aim well. And once you're done, bend down and pour it gently onto the ground within your own space in such a way that it soaks into the ground.

[MEGABOWL]

I think a poll of the average age of the floor pissers against the civilized among us will show up the real issue here. And really it's the latter that probably have more of an excuse to be anti social ####wits.

[Guest]

Okay, in order of preference:

1 - Dance like an absolute loon and sweat it out.

2 - Go to the toilet if you really need to, and try to get as good a place as possible afterwards. Totally feasible most of the time.

3 - Go in a bottle or other sealy wee bag device and store it on your person. Not my bag, as it were, but fine i suppose if you really can't hold it.

4 - And, if you realllllllly must go it a cup for whatever extenuating circumstance (and I don't recommend it), then go.:

But be considerate, aim well. And once you're done, bend down and pour it gently onto the ground within your own space in such a way that it soaks into the ground.

[mandolin]

Ok, so Superscally, I can read and interpret. What you are saying is that pissing when done frequently is not harmful to the environment. Don't know that I agree with that one - show me the evidence (and I will need readily sourced, peer-reviewed references; Wikipedia won't hack it I'm afraid) and I might change my mind.

What I do know, however, is that you appear to have decided that you need to keep your place in front of Band X at all costs. To not want to go to the trouble of going to the well-distributed toilets makes me think that you like a place relatively near the stage. People relatively near the stage tend to get a bit excited and jump around or dance as some may call it (reference any Youtube video you like - as long as the band is half-decent). If just one of those people bumped into you while you were "carefully" voiding your bladder it would cause your prick and the intended receptacle to part company, the contents of both may then spatter people around you. They have an absolute human right to chose not to have others' piss on them.

Stop being such a lazy, selfish tw*t.

And before you ask - I have once pissed on the floor. I was two and a half years old at the time.

[Dead throne]

Well this escelated quickly.

[Guest]

Well this escelated quickly.

[Dead throne]

L0l

What about peeing in the bushes on your way to the arena? Away from the crowd obviously.

[Guest]

L0l

What about peeing in the bushes on your way to the arena? Away from the crowd obviously.

[mandolin]

I don't think the ladies would like that very much.

[Dead throne]

I don't think the ladies would like that very much.

[wolfticket]

Isn't point 4 the same as pissing directly on the ground?

There's plently of toilets around all of the stages at Glastonbury. You can actually take a piss at the urinals at the Pyramid stage and still hear the music perfectly well and often see the stage as well. Only a complete brain dead moron or someone with 'special' difficulties would do otherwise.

[wilko8]

I'm looking forward to all the people with strongly held views, which border on abusive outrage at times, taking people to task in June when anyone is spotted doing their business anywhere but the lavs.

Wonder if that will happen.......

[abdoujaparov]

I'm looking forward to all the people with strongly held views, which border on abusive outrage at times, taking people to task in June when anyone is spotted doing their business anywhere but the lavs.

Wonder if that will happen.......