O LORDY MAMA, Sop-eh, Sall-eh,Ros-eh

[ampersand]

I imagine this might excite you then amps.

Whitney is going to become a £50-a-time hooker

link to scumbag newspaper

edt. Apologies, that should have been spoilered

[swede]

hollyoaks is hilarious, The Dog or The Loft burns down every month. but since the change in theme tune and all the new characters I've stopped watching. The golden age is gone, although isn't Warren back now?

[gratedenini]

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh lad, aye dunnni nerr 'bout eneee one else but Den not nerring 'bout The Archers being on Wireless, when I was lad we was so poor we didn't have a telefishin and had to make do with listening to the radio because we couldn't afford the rental on a set. I think he might be one of the better-to-do types and lays it on a bit thick.

[sifi]

Now just what the f**k is this? Geordie, Jock, Yorkshire?????

I cant remember us having a wireless. Me Nana had one--with big f**k-off dials on and you had to wait for it to warm up..

[gratedenini]

my apologies paulypoo. but yeah, the havers thing was pish. as is the current audrey storyline with that rita clone. kill the old f**kers off!

[ampersand]

nae eastenders in jockland the night cos of the football. i'm missing my whitney fix!

but yeah, joy's gonna get it. i love stape

[rexclark]

nae eastenders in jockland the night cos of the football. i'm missing my whitney fix!

but yeah, joy's gonna get it. i love stape

Edited January 10, 2011 by rexclark

[bunique]

He's done it again

[ampersand]

Do you not get regional BBC (BBC Wales etc...)? Or are you too transfixed on the highly exciting Kilmarnock vs Rangers game?

[bunique]

"I am not an amber gambler" - I love Steve

[ampersand]

and ken shags deidrie with his socks on. you sly fox ken!

[gratedenini]

Whats appertainin?? He`s chored off Mrs Warbouys now over a poxy Talking Book coming through the letterbox.. and then he`s groped her pensioners droops!!! WTF!!

Hows this gonna end? I think the most realistic end would be him tying Ginger Fritz onto the bed and trying to force the bairn back up her tuppence--citing that the child will be blighted by The Catherine Tates

Saying that... why would that mean the end? After what he`s done so far.

Now--- what about she used to be dowdy now she`s a seven Claire?

I`m telling yer.. she wouldn`t go down for what she`s done. No way--esp with the kids and the mitigating circs. She`s just lost a butcher.

And a butcher who didnt know he had a Fat Dad until 10yrs ago at that.

Nah.. she wont go down... pack her off to France with her Mam and Dad.. and be done with it.

I`m off to buy some Ken Socks... just in the hope like y`know...

to have Diedres Skin Purses slappin yer in the chops..whilst catchin glipses of yer newly-purchased white socks.. well what more could a Monarch of the Glen watcher need eh!!

den

[marooned]

You get worse mate - has your current/recent/future partner got anything in her ample veterinary cabinets that might offer hope !

[gratedenini]

You get worse mate - has your current/recent/future partner got anything in her ample veterinary cabinets that might offer hope !

[ampersand]

oi den, i know corrie was shite this week but that's nae excuse for slacking! i love your reviews. you remind me of a young gary bushell