New girlfriend.

[Arcane2]

+1

Just don't do it. Cheating is cheating, there is no grey area.

[Block of Mud]

If I was Amanda I would have dumped you by now.

Edited June 3, 2010 by Block of Mud

[Ponyegg]

Do you like her? Do you respect her? Do you want to keep seeing her when you get back? Do you want o live the rest of your relationship in a lie?.... so that'll be a 'keep it your pants' then....

<Ross>

Unless you are on a break. :-)

</Ross>

[farewellandgoodnight]

From a purely moral standpoint I’d say you should keep it in your pants. However the holiday was booked before you got together so I’d also say don’t beat yourself up if anything were to happen.

Personally I’d go to Glastonbury with no preconceptions or expectations and just go with the flow.

If you do decide to go on the pull however I would aim to get it over with in the first day or two or as somebody once said on here somewhere you’ll find yourself trying to peel open the equivalent of a Dairylea sandwich in her pants.

[Neeeeeedles]

I think the rule is, if you shout 'banter' whilst in the act its no longer considered cheating.

Hope this helps you player.

[frodoisdead]

Sweaty, dirty tent sex with a stranger YUM.

[Langdale Wolf]

I can't believe how many people have bitten to this quite magnificent bit of fishing by young Thomas.

I have never seen a single serious post by young Tommmy here, I have no reason to think this is anything different. Still, made me laugh.

[st00ka]

Unless he's cheating on her with a granny.

[lucyginger]

Establish the rules of the relationship then go with that.

If you're exclusive, you're exclusive. If you're open, then you're open.

Simples.

[-pogo-]

Is your girlfriend working class?

If she is, and you cheat on her, you have not only cheated on poor Amanda, but also on the entire British working class civil rights movement, the whole Trade Union movement and any other affiliated socialist bodies.

[Alcatraz]

lol

Edited June 3, 2010 by Alcatraz

[saratink]

wash your dick with a wetwipe before you endulge. I dred to think what gunk would be on there after 5 days of camping.

[tinpottery]

Clearly this is not cheating, ignore all these boring old men and women with brooms up their arses, i wish you the best of luck. Although i must tell you that i have been to Glasto twice, and despite being god's gift to women, have had no luck thus far.

Make sure you really put out, the festival girls love that.

[BlackHole2006]

I think the rule is, if you shout 'banter' whilst in the act its no longer considered cheating.

Hope this helps you player.

[Neeeeeedles]

+1

If anyone does something EXTREMELY innapropriate or outrageous and cannot think of an excuse as to why they did it when they get the crap after, saying "Come on! It was only banter!", works every time.

[Arcane2]

wash your dick with a wetwipe before you endulge. I dred to think what gunk would be on there after 5 days of camping.

[ukslim]

Is your girlfriend working class?

If she is, and you cheat on her, you have not only cheated on poor Amanda, but also on the entire British working class civil rights movement, the whole Trade Union movement and any other affiliated socialist bodies.

[tommmy]

The thing is all the knee jerk anti-cheating posts are really relevant to long term relationships, we don't even call ourselves boyfriend and girlfriend. One friend said it's a bit like a new job, she should honour any prebooked commitments.

[Rolf Harris]

Obviously if you wouldn't want her getting rattled on a weekend away then its probably no right you putting it about, so if your with her stay faithfull and want to stay with her then stay faithful.

[deschwah]

3 page of bites.. top trolling

[Arcane2]

The thing is all the knee jerk anti-cheating posts are really relevant to long term relationships, we don't even call ourselves boyfriend and girlfriend. One friend said it's a bit like a new job, she should honour any prebooked commitments.

[cejx]

The thing is all the knee jerk anti-cheating posts are really relevant to long term relationships, we don't even call ourselves boyfriend and girlfriend. One friend said it's a bit like a new job, she should honour any prebooked commitments.

[BlackHole2006]

Unfortunately is frowned upon in court though.

[emmmmma]

Ask Amanda about this, she will break up with you, and then you can around shagging as many people as you like. Everybody wins.

[farewellandgoodnight]

The thing is all the knee jerk anti-cheating posts are really relevant to long term relationships, we don't even call ourselves boyfriend and girlfriend. One friend said it's a bit like a new job, she should honour any prebooked commitments.