What's the chances of pulling?

[mikeb]

... cracks me up

Edited May 18, 2010 by mikeb

[NunuD]

This is seriously one of the best things I have read on here in the past few months!

You have succesfully sidetracked me from revision! Congratulations and a hearty thankyou. You're much more interesting than animal bone assemblages.

[asoldasglasto]

BUMP!

Sorry but already missing "tasteful comments" on this thread!!

[jimmyk83]

Im struggling to think of anymore deviant sexual practices that havent already been mentioned in this thread.

The angry pirate. Discuss.

[spliffboy]

Well, abusing black people is socially unacceptable now so people naturally go to another type of person who is different and pick on them until that's socially unacceptable. Being ginger is no different to being black. How do you categorise race? It's just physical differences: skin colour, nose shape, lip shape. Ginger people have red hair, fair skin, freckles...you may think Glasto peeps are different but they're not. People are the same everywhere.

I studied sociology for a long time so i understand why prejudice happens...the redheaded friend i'm going to Glasto with, on the other hand, hasn't and takes exception to any sort of prejudice. He goes to my MMA gym and he's a f*cking badass! If you're going to do any ginger-ist jokes i beg you to look over your shoulder to check he's not there. I've had to help clear up too many messes lol

[Nickyboy]

Sorry Spliffboy - we need to get back to the 'up the shitter' theme in this thread and pronto.....

BTW I'm bald as well.......

[Lucanesque]

The angry pirate. Discuss.

[Chimps in Balaclavas]

purple used to go the gym in liscard and grope everyone's muscle's. proper sicko. I remember seeing him when I was about 11. The was 100's of rumours but I think the only one that was true was he chased someone and they ended up kentucky fried on the train tracks.

Edited May 20, 2010 by DAVA

[PadgeMuff]

I'm ginger and I shag my right hand every night, does that count??

[Ellie.d]

Hahaa....this thread is brilliant! It's the first one that's got me laughing in all the years I've been lurking here! Soooo much more entertaining than all the elitist crap about taste in music and what bloody tent everyone's taking! But leave out all the racism debate...I just like the vile sex stories.....

Grooooaaan...I'm so disgusted with myself!

[Catford_Chris]

This thread reminds me of some sexual experiences I've had, not all at Glastonbury, but all true.

I met Kate late on Sunday when the weather was wet

Woke up early Monday realised I'd won the bet

I'd never shagged a rusty, and I won't be again

Beef curtains were well dusty, now my tally was ten

I didn't want to bang her, I just wanted a nosh

When she saw my big old wanger she exclaimed "OH GOSH"

It's wide and it's trim, and it's also a long 'un

I pleasured her quim then did her up the wrong 'un

Bolted hard, sighed, I withdrew then looked down

To my disgust my johnson was now three shades of brown

Kicked her out and walked about to find a good shower

And then met Casey, desperate so I spared her an hour

Went down on me quick, with technique like a dyson

Pleasure was well sick, like when Ken beats M Bison

But then she started gagging, I said "what is it?"

She said "Who you been banging, cos your prick tastes of shit?"

So I bolted twice, and Casey ran for bare miles

And last I heard of Kate, she had bad case of the piles

So always clean up after sticking it up the gary of a ginger.

[swede]

No offence to gingers, blacks, asians (east or west) or to anyone else, but I find many of them very attractive.

Er, not sure why that would be offensive, come to think of it.

(What was offensive about the original comment was the "box ticking" element)

[swede]

I'm willing to help any women who want to cross off ginger, bald or anal.

[Red Ninja]

'Stands and applauds thread'

Just spent the last hour reading through all this, bravo folks, bravo.

'runs off and packs anal beads into rucksack'

[Langdale Wolf]

This thread reminds me of some sexual experiences I've had, not all at Glastonbury, but all true.

I met Kate late on Sunday when the weather was wet

Woke up early Monday realised I'd won the bet

I'd never shagged a rusty, and I won't be again

Beef curtains were well dusty, now my tally was ten

I didn't want to bang her, I just wanted a nosh

When she saw my big old wanger she exclaimed "OH GOSH"

It's wide and it's trim, and it's also a long 'un

I pleasured her quim then did her up the wrong 'un

Bolted hard, sighed, I withdrew then looked down

To my disgust my johnson was now three shades of brown

Kicked her out and walked about to find a good shower

And then met Casey, desperate so I spared her an hour

Went down on me quick, with technique like a dyson

Pleasure was well sick, like when Ken beats M Bison

But then she started gagging, I said "what is it?"

She said "Who you been banging, cos your prick tastes of shit?"

So I bolted twice, and Casey ran for bare miles

And last I heard of Kate, she had bad case of the piles

So always clean up after sticking it up the gary of a ginger.

[geztival_09]

I met Kate late on Sunday when the weather was wet

Woke up early Monday realised I'd won the bet

I'd never shagged a rusty, and I won't be again

Beef curtains were well dusty, now my tally was ten

I didn't want to bang her, I just wanted a nosh

When she saw my big old wanger she exclaimed "OH GOSH"

It's wide and it's trim, and it's also a long 'un

I pleasured her quim then did her up the wrong 'un

Bolted hard, sighed, I withdrew then looked down

To my disgust my johnson was now three shades of brown

Kicked her out and walked about to find a good shower

And then met Casey, desperate so I spared her an hour

Went down on me quick, with technique like a dyson

Pleasure was well sick, like when Ken beats M Bison

But then she started gagging, I said "what is it?"

She said "Who you been banging, cos your prick tastes of shit?"

So I bolted twice, and Casey ran for bare miles

And last I heard of Kate, she had bad case of the piles

[Alcatraz]

This thread reminds me of some sexual experiences I've had, not all at Glastonbury, but all true.

I met Kate late on Sunday when the weather was wet

Woke up early Monday realised I'd won the bet

I'd never shagged a rusty, and I won't be again

Beef curtains were well dusty, now my tally was ten

I didn't want to bang her, I just wanted a nosh

When she saw my big old wanger she exclaimed "OH GOSH"

It's wide and it's trim, and it's also a long 'un

I pleasured her quim then did her up the wrong 'un

Bolted hard, sighed, I withdrew then looked down

To my disgust my johnson was now three shades of brown

Kicked her out and walked about to find a good shower

And then met Casey, desperate so I spared her an hour

Went down on me quick, with technique like a dyson

Pleasure was well sick, like when Ken beats M Bison

But then she started gagging, I said "what is it?"

She said "Who you been banging, cos your prick tastes of shit?"

So I bolted twice, and Casey ran for bare miles

And last I heard of Kate, she had bad case of the piles

So always clean up after sticking it up the gary of a ginger.

[The Klumpster]

This thread reminds me of some sexual experiences I've had, not all at Glastonbury, but all true.

I met Kate late on Sunday when the weather was wet

Woke up early Monday realised I'd won the bet

I'd never shagged a rusty, and I won't be again

Beef curtains were well dusty, now my tally was ten

I didn't want to bang her, I just wanted a nosh

When she saw my big old wanger she exclaimed "OH GOSH"

It's wide and it's trim, and it's also a long 'un

I pleasured her quim then did her up the wrong 'un

Bolted hard, sighed, I withdrew then looked down

To my disgust my johnson was now three shades of brown

Kicked her out and walked about to find a good shower

And then met Casey, desperate so I spared her an hour

Went down on me quick, with technique like a dyson

Pleasure was well sick, like when Ken beats M Bison

But then she started gagging, I said "what is it?"

She said "Who you been banging, cos your prick tastes of shit?"

So I bolted twice, and Casey ran for bare miles

And last I heard of Kate, she had bad case of the piles

So always clean up after sticking it up the gary of a ginger.

[Gutterflower]

Best thread ive ever read... People in the office have been wondering why i have been giggling quietly in the corner of the room.

If anyones interested I will be heading to the festival with a single giner ex girlfriend.... shes all yours

[jimmyk83]

If anyones interested I will be heading to the festival with a single ginger ex girlfriend.... shes all yours

[donthaveacoolname]

Man this treads messed up - I love it

[Gutterflower]

Yes. Me.

Btw, im so delighted this thread is back, i'd missed the grot

[kezffc]

This thread is brilliant, I'm really hoping to pull a fat Ginger and give her a hot monicle

[Lamagic]

I find it is best to go not hoping or expecting to pull. I did last yr and pulled at the moment you least expect it-by the stones on sunday morning after a epic night. We were more concerned with balloons and medicine.

Not wishing to boast (much) this is briefly what happened.

Was with a group of new friends relaxing after an insane night in shangri-la (in particular the hotel/slumberave), when a young lass sat next to me, chatted briefly and an australian girl played cupid. Aus' girl asked if we were together, we said no, she then asked if we would like to "i blushed" and the girl next to me said "yes please"!!

The rest of Sunday turned out just fine.

[Mas]

not to detract from the smut but it is easy to pull at Glastonbury. I have one friend who turned up with one and left with another, and another friend who met their very soon to be husband there.

Play safe now