Langdale Wolf Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Clicky I like Human Traffic, and even enjoyed Mean Machine (the shitty Vinnie Jones film) but other than that, I think Danny Dyer is a bit of a twat. And he doesn't come across as being 'a bit 'ard' either. I read the story I've linked to above and - if those words were indeed his - just thought 'he's DEFINITELY a bit of a twat'. I'm sure Miriam wouldn't have been quite so threatening when offering advice to stupid people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katster Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 You didn't like The Business?? My mate shagged him, she said he was shit but he's got a big willy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Langdale Wolf Posted May 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 You didn't like The Business?? My mate shagged him, she said he was shit but he's got a big willy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc0000 Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 You didn't like The Business?? My mate shagged him, she said he was shit but he's got a big willy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy09 Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Wondering who was going to start this thread. Says a lot about the readership of Zoo that someone there (and they deny it was Dyer) decided that was a suitable "joke". And Katster, ask your friend if he yelled "I'm a Cockney!!!" during his vinegar strokes, I imagine he would have done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katster Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Not seen The Business. Does he portray a sensitive character with a hidden past? Or is he a gobby wannabe 'ard man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glitter+Vodka Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 I dont know anything about the guy (apart from i now know he has a big willy ) so he could be a twat, but how the hell could a magazine go out with that printed in it even if he was twattish enough to write it! And these "celeb" advice colums or gossip colums, do they even write them themselves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny_Musicchild Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 And Katster, ask your friend if he yelled "I'm a Cockney!!!" during his vinegar strokes, I imagine he would have done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katster Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Zoo said an internal inquiry had been launched and a donation would be made to Women's Aid, a charity that supports victims of domestic violence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tugger2k Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 the funniest thing is people reading zoo thinking that danny dyer can a) read and b ) write the mans a nob of the highest order. although i did think he was funny in human traffic, i find it very difficult to watch him as hes such a horrendous twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katster Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 I dont know anything about the guy (apart from i now know he has a big willy ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium05 Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Anyone seen "Malice in Wonderland"? He's in that, it's a modernised take on (obviously) Alice in Wonderland and he plays a cab driving (human) white rabbit I remember correctly. It was shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium05 Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 He was good when he was on Buzzcocks.... Although that was largely due to Amstel taking the piss the whole show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Langdale Wolf Posted May 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 the funniest thing is people reading zoo thinking that danny dyer can a) read and b ) write the mans a nob of the highest order. although i did think he was funny in human traffic, i find it very difficult to watch him as hes such a horrendous twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot_ice Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Surely the whole "Danny Dyer" thing is an act? someone cant be that stupid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium05 Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Surely the whole "Danny Dyer" thing is an act? someone cant be that stupid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlanteanlost Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 f**kwit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus Gwertigan Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 You didn't like The Business?? My mate shagged him, she said he was shit but he's got a big willy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katster Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Wasn't he in some weird film with Gillian Anderson? Something about her getting raped then her and Dyer team up to kill the rapist or something?.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katster Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Well that says it all. He is a cheating bastard as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lithium05 Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 (edited) I've seen a film that sounds like that but it was Jennifer Aniston and the bloke wasn't Danny Dyer! The one I'm thinking of was called Derailed. Edited May 6, 2010 by Lithium05 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus Gwertigan Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Why? My mate shagged him when he was about 18. I don't think he was with anyone at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katster Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 He "claims" to have been with his girlfriend from the age of 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Langdale Wolf Posted May 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Oh. Well I don't think he was THAT young According to some articles I've just found he has been caught cheating though, at least once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus Gwertigan Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 That crossed my mind too. Wasn't he in some weird film with Gillian Anderson? Something about her getting raped then her and Dyer team up to kill the rapist or something?.... That was shit too... Why have I seen so many of these shite films?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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