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see now all these jew jokes have started and that wasn't my intention.

rather more annoyingly i know whats probably the wrongest yet funniest jew joke ever.

but i really dont wanna offend.

:P

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f**k that!!!!!!!!!!!!! you cant do that................
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whats the difference between love, true love and showing off?

spitting, swallowing and gargling.

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Heard this one a while back

Whats the difference between a highlander and the Rolling Stones?

The Stones go "Hey you get off my cloud"

Whilst the Highlander bellows "MACLOUD! GET AFF OF THAT YEW!"

Edit: Maybe I will not be so popular at RockNess, a nice wee tree and rope will be waiting for me there, sorry dudes, I couldnae help it, its a stoker of a joke.

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I approached this fat chick in a nightclub and asked her if she had a pen. She was all excited about the fact that she had a man showing her interest and she gave me a smile and said, "Yes I do" as she reached for her handbag. I said, "Well you had better f**king get back in it then hadn't you you f**king ugly pig."

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