johnny depp

[neil_hill_1]

i do not even really like johnny depp, i am not gay and i am not aware of what his music is like - so i am am not asking this question for any real reason other than to feed my curiosity.

so, did he really play in a cofe shop last year? i have read reports that he did, but they are all on crappy gossip, 3 am stylee, web sites from 4th parties with no actual eye whitness reports.

[Mahdnyw]

Learn to use Google

[neil_hill_1]

Learn to use Google

Edited March 1, 2010 by neil_hill_1

[Langdale Wolf]

and Mahdnyw, learn to use a toilet

[Mahdnyw]

i have, but like i said i was unable to find anything creditable. unless you know different.

and Mahdnyw, learn to use a toilet

Edited March 1, 2010 by Mahdnyw

[neil_hill_1]

The first few links look kinda credible, and the fact there are so many reports makes me think it did happen - not hard to read between the lines.

Edited March 1, 2010 by neil_hill_1

[RichieSpenno]

OP's response reminds me of Brick from Anchorman!

[Mahdnyw]

I don't agree. it could just be someone who thought they saw depp, and then the story escalated. what I am looking for is an eye witness statement, a photograph or even an admission from depp. but I dnt really care too much, just curious.

[maninkilt]

The first few links look kinda credible, and the fact there are so many reports makes me think it did happen - not hard to read between the lines.

Oh and your toilet comment is about as childish as the abuse in that particular thread - how pathetic.

Ooh look, you've even put in bold now, and lovely Langdale has added to the childs play - I feel honored

[ampersand]

and Mahdnyw, learn to use a toilet

[Mahdnyw]

Abuse would be throwing bottles of piss not pointing out that someone who does this should not be at Glastonbury, stay at home and throw piss there.

Edited March 1, 2010 by Mahdnyw

[neil_hill_1]

You obviously care enough to do a google search and post a new thread on here

I'd say given that he "allegedly" played in one of the small tents, there were probably only 20-40 people there and they most of them were possibly too mangled to remember.

[Chocky]

Not sure about the Depp appearance, first I've heard of it, but this kind of thing happens at Glasto all the time, I've seen Noel Gallagher, Damien Rice & (naturally) FatBoy Slim at secret gigs around the site, some of them at 3am in small ass tents holding no more than 30 people.

I am disappointed that cross-thread abuse has happened, keep things on-topic folks

Edited March 1, 2010 by Chocky

[sifi]

I'd be more interested if Vanessa Paradis was on site.

[sifi]

I am disappointed that cross-thread abuse has happened, keep things on-topic folks

[Mahdnyw]

that be true, on both accounts. but i think this will be a case of 'who the f*ck knows.'

[neil_hill_1]

did he do a pants jobby or something?

[MissB]

I saw Johnny Depp on site. I didn't see his secret gig but he stood next to me and my boyfriend whilst we were watching Shlomo at The Park. He had 4 burly minders.

So I can confirm he was certainly there, therefore I would say it's very possibly true.

[neil_hill_1]

I saw Johnny Depp on site. I didn't see his secret gig but he stood next to me and my boyfriend whilst we were watching Shlomo at The Park. He had 4 burly minders.

So I can confirm he was certainly there, therefore I would say it's very possibly true.

[MissB]

cool... that will do for me. thank you miss B x

[.jay.]

i am so thankful for this thread as it has helped me realise something, i am gay!

i like johnny depp therefore i must love the cock, all these years wasted sticking it in women when all along it's the the other team i should have been batting for, what a waste of time and effort.

thanks again for this thread it's been a real eye opener. (and who knows what else?)

Edited March 1, 2010 by .jay.

[plaskins]

Not sure about the Depp appearance, first I've heard of it, but this kind of thing happens at Glasto all the time, I've seen Noel Gallagher, Damien Rice & (naturally) FatBoy Slim at secret gigs around the site, some of them at 3am in small ass tents holding no more than 30 people.

[Chocky]

When, and where was the N. Gallagher secret set?

[Runner]

You're welcome.

I had a very stern talk with Mr B about how quickly you should alert your girlfriend when Johnny Depp stands next to you at a festival, since he didn't tell me until he was walking away (he was stood the other side of the other half and I was engrossed in the band)

Thus scuppering my chances of bearing his children.

[plaskins]

Ummm......2004, 3am-ish Sunday morning, somewhere in the Green Fields - it was so dimly lit, I didn't even realise it was him until someone mentioned it, he pretty much just played cover songs, Beetles (obviously), Stones, Nirvana, etc....etc....