Can we play the "I wish" game again from 2008 or 2009 (can't remember)

[Balumba]

I wish.. That i had a personal sherpa to carry me and my stuff from the car to my specially reserved camping spot right by the park...

[The Nal]

I wish it was Groundhog Day one of the days so I could go buy a samurai sword and cut the guy with the “I Love Sausage” flag in half. I’d cut him from left shoulder to right hip though. That way his head is totally intact so I can see his full range of facial expressions as his life dwindles and finally leaves his twitching corpse.

He'd kinda end up looking like this.

Then I'd go after after everyone he knows. Id kill their kids, their wives, their parents and their parents' friends, I'd burn down the houses they live in and the stores they work in and I'd kill people that owe them money. And like that - I'm gone.....

Edited February 22, 2010 by The Nal

[Balumba]

I wish it was Groundhog Day one of the days so I could go buy a samurai sword and cut the guy with the “I Love Sausage” flag in half. I’d cut him from left shoulder to right hip though. That way his head is totally intact so I can see his full range of facial expressions as his life dwindles and finally leaves his twitching corpse.

He'd kinda end up looking like this.

[The Nal]

Hmm.. not quite how the "I wish" game works but funny anyway.

The "I wish" game goes like this..

I wish for something as above and the next person grants it but with a terrible consiquence..

ie:"You get your own sherpa, but he gets lost on the way to your camping spot doesn't speak english and takes you and your stuff to a campsite in wales where your stuck for the whole weekend missing glasto.."

Then you post your own wish and someone else kills it etc..

Does this make sense?

[LondonTom]

I wish Franz Ferdinand would headline the Pyramid

[Funkyfairy!]

Franz Ferdinand will headline the Pyramid, and they will be playing the full back catalogue of Abba and Take That songs

I wish that there is a new entrance into the festival from the campervan field so I won't have to worry about losing my ticket and queueing each time I go in

[Guest]

I wish that there is a new entrance into the festival from the campervan field so I won't have to worry about losing my ticket and queueing each time I go in

[Balumba]

Franz Ferdinand will headline the Pyramid, and they will be playing the full back catalogue of Abba and Take That songs

I wish that there is a new entrance into the festival from the campervan field so I won't have to worry about losing my ticket and queueing each time I go in

[LittlemissC]

I wish i had my own private flushable, lockable toilet for the entire festival...

[StoneCircle]

...that had mirrored windows and I could pee and poo and see people without them seeing me...

I wish that I could stay at Worthy Farm during the festival...

[LondonTom]

You can, Emily has made a space for you in the cow shed.

I wish I had a back stage pass, only to use the short cut between Pyramid and Other Stage.

Edited February 22, 2010 by LondonTom

[ilovelanegan]

You get your pass however a condition is that you have to follow Ferne Cotton, Reggy Yates and Nick Grimshaw around at all times with them dictating to you what bands are the hot

I wish that I could have my own private brothers bar

[Nyika]

Your private brothers bar is an alcohol-free zone with only you, Gary & Phil Neville, the Krays and the Chuckle brothers for company. You will be locked inside for the duration of the festival.

I wish I could play the Pyramid stage at sunset.

[daley]

I wish I was enjoying a pint of cold, Brother pear cider, sitting in the sunshine listening 2 rolf harris!

[LittlemissC]

I wish I had my own stall in the green fields.

[MrsG&T]

It pisses it down and then snows and then hails and you never see the sun.

I wish I had my own stall in the green fields.

[Guest musiclove123]

You have your own stall in the greenfields but the stall next to you undercuts your prices and put you out of buisness

I wish i had my own golf buggy and a driver to get me around the site quickly, so i dont miss too much

Edited February 22, 2010 by musiclove123

[JodiB]

I wish all the grass in the fields was smokable grass.

[Guest musiclove123]

I wish all the grass in the fields was smokable grass.

[tomfestival_11]

You smoke all the grass in the field and are completly stoned cold out of it for the whole festival!

I wish all the toilets wer perfectly cleaned and there was a hot bath in each one waiting for me! :-)

[LittlemissC]

You smoke all the grass in the field and are completly stoned cold out of it for the whole festival!

I wish all the toilets wer perfectly cleaned and there was a hot bath in each one waiting for me! :-)

[Matt&Caz]

that is pitched right in the middle of the main path between the pyramid and other stage and you have to give everyone a pint as they pass through.

i wish i had a brothers cider iv drip that would last the whole weekend.

[ampersand]

that is pitched right in the middle of the main path between the pyramid and other stage and you have to give everyone a pint as they pass through.

i wish i had a brothers cider iv drip that would last the whole weekend.

[Phil-itfc]

that is pitched right in the middle of the main path between the pyramid and other stage and you have to give everyone a pint as they pass through.

i wish i had a brothers cider iv drip that would last the whole weekend.

[MrsG&T]

That'd result in awful alcohol poisoning meaning you'd be in hospital within about an hour of hooking yourself up.

I wish the monorail was real!