Glastoitus....proper poorly.

[4AssedMonkey]

I always wonder around the site with a bog-roll stuck in some pocket/bag or other. Long gone are the days when I could hold it all in for blighty, now it's a case of when I gotta go... I gotta go. I'm amazed people still manage to blame the food as opposed to the 15 pints of Scruttocks Old Dirigible cider they drank beforehand. Booze is without doubt the one thing that'll knacker up your insides more than anything else. Do yourself a favour, drink a litre or so of water before you go to bed each night and you'll feel far better in the morning (we've even gone as far as to start drinking those rehydration sachet drinks before bed, cheap and really makes a difference.

[Billy09]

Do yourself a favour, drink a litre or so of water before you go to bed each night and you'll feel far better in the morning

[cally77]

Has anyone else suffered from post glasto illness?

They warned of piggy flu, bad guts and drunken nightime injuries but where in the small print did it mention kidney stones!! 3 months on and the painful little blighter is still stuck there between my kidney and bladder...even after an operation and the fitting of extra pumbing. Another operation in 5 weeks time will hopefully see it removed and I can place it next to my glasto collection.

So be warned...drink plenty of water!!!!....and be careful of too much cider( not proved but I reckon that may be what did me in).

Anyhow my ticket is booked for next year...so thats 36 weeks of recovery!

[Pinhead]

"Glasto has (I found out) got a chemist stall."

Where is this? Worth knowing for emergencies . . .

[4AssedMonkey]

"Glasto has (I found out) got a chemist stall."

Where is this? Worth knowing for emergencies . . .

[RussellF]

2 out of our party of 3 had the raging shits this year - me whilst at Glasto (the worst place in the world to have the whirly-splats) and Matt when we got back. He was so ill he was off work for a week and at one point was crapping blood.

Cider + Sunshine + Ethnic Food + Dancing. What do you think was going to happen?

[Lucanesque]

A few weeks ago, I had the shits (mild, but enough to not want to stray too far from the toilet) and dreamt I was at Glasto, with the shits! In my dream, we'd just set the tent up, and there was a line of portaloos, but they were all full, so I went looking for a proper toilet. I found this proper building, with a dance floor. Like an entertainment complex at a holiday camp, and Michael Eavis dragged me into his office as he was excited about who was playing, and it hadn't been announced yet and wanted to tell me. But I had to go find a toilet, so told him I thought he was great, went upstairs and to the other side of the dance floor, and there were 2 doors, one normal, one half height, and I was able to use the full size one. Then I woke up, I think.

Pointless, but I thought I'd share

[4AssedMonkey]

I thought the punchline was going to be that you woke up in a pile of poo... I feel slightly cheated now.