overheard and made you laugh....

[Troop Dogg]

Derek Smalls: "Ok we're gonna play one more and make your ears bleed"

Dizzee Rascal Fan: "f**k me this band is rubbish, who are they again?"

Edited July 9, 2009 by Troop Dogg

[jameshunt]

Reminded me of a group of lads shouting "Frogs!" between every song in Macca's set whichever year that was. I was so bored towards the end of the set that I actually started hoping he might play it. "Hey Jude" kind of made it okay.

[Billy09]

Man did you choose the wrong act. We watched The Ruttles headlining in the Acoustic Tent rather than suffer McCartney's set. We definitely made the right decision.

[jameshunt]

I think Toots and the Maytals were on the Jazz stage as well, I was a victim of peer pressure, and will never forgive myself.

[Billy09]

Caught some of them as well - or that may have been a different year...(they all start to merge after a while).

[OssO_87]

Reading all these makes me wana go back!!!!! NOW!!!!! these moments are what all great fests are made of!!! Brilliant!

[tristan119]

Was camping in Williams when I see what looked like dad and son coming up the hill, started running and then the dad lagged behind saying too son " i should think you are quicker, but youv'e got 21 F---ing yrs on me" finished off by saying "lets see who's the last one up tonight though, Lightweight" Classic maybe you had to be there?

My first post

Edited July 10, 2009 by tristan119

[amfy]

I think Toots and the Maytals were on the Jazz stage as well, I was a victim of peer pressure, and will never forgive myself.

[duncanparks]

"Hi, no sorry i'm late, yeah i know, sorry, it's just Dan's taken shit loads of acid and he can't get out of the tent, haha, yeah i know, i'm going to have to go unzip it for him"

[duncanparks]

oh and also heard from the tent next to us after bruce springclean (as my dad calls him) and hadn't done a brucie's greatest hits set

'well i just think he's a bit arrogant, you wouldn't catch me up there acting like that'

headliner for next year?

[cossie65]

David St. Hubbins - ''Without Michael Jackson, there would be no Spinal Tap''

Quality!

[LoveDaRioja]

"Hi, no sorry i'm late, yeah i know, sorry, it's just Dan's taken shit loads of acid and he can't get out of the tent, haha, yeah i know, i'm going to have to go unzip it for him"

[future_shock]

Not sure if its been mentioned but after Blur when we were walking out there was a group singing tribute songs to a lobster flag lol. Can't remember what they were, apart from "my lobster brings all the boys to the yard" but I remember them being amazing.

[angelheaded hipster]

Not sure if its been mentioned but after Blur when we were walking out there was a group singing tribute songs to a lobster flag lol. Can't remember what they were, apart from "my lobster brings all the boys to the yard" but I remember them being amazing.

[philipsteak]

"This is way better than Skegness"

[Swindlebiscuit]

Man shouting into phone, in Arcadia, 3am:

"We're next to a...flame...fire metal thing. People near it and fire on it.

No, no. Flames. FLAMES! FIRE! Coming out of the big...metal...spaceship.

NO! Coming OUT of the METAL! Yes! FIRE. You'll know it if you fu***ng see it! NO - FLAMES AND METAL!

Ah, f**k it."

*Hangs up. Turns to his mate:*

"He'll meet us at the tent."

[marktea]

Was camping in Williams when I see what looked like dad and son coming up the hill, started running and then the dad lagged behind saying too son " i should think you are quicker, but youv'e got 21 F---ing yrs on me" finished off by saying "lets see who's the last one up tonight though, Lightweight" Classic maybe you had to be there?

My first post

[future_shock]

"ha ha - you weren't paying attention" type post... However it turns out I'm the one not paying attention (to my own posts)

[tvrobbie]

In my very drunken state whilst watching Blur my friend and I started screaming "Damian!!! We love you" and at the end of the set managed to start a sing-a-long of about Live Forever going with about 20 people. It wasn't big or clever, but at the time it was pretty funny. and I am actually a massive Blur fan

[mandypants]

In my very drunken state whilst watching Blur my friend and I started screaming "Damian!!! We love you" and at the end of the set managed to start a sing-a-long of about Live Forever going with about 20 people. It wasn't big or clever, but at the time it was pretty funny. and I am actually a massive Blur fan

[tvrobbie]

Not big enough to know that the singer is called Damon tho....

[mandypants]

Errrr...that was the joke...

[nina3d]

Man shouting into phone, in Arcadia, 3am:

"We're next to a...flame...fire metal thing. People near it and fire on it.

No, no. Flames. FLAMES! FIRE! Coming out of the big...metal...spaceship.

NO! Coming OUT of the METAL! Yes! FIRE. You'll know it if you fu***ng see it! NO - FLAMES AND METAL!

Ah, f**k it."

*Hangs up. Turns to his mate:*

"He'll meet us at the tent."

[abu hamster]

Me as I park in the car park Are we there yet?

Aguy who was enjoying the crush too much between the Nick cave and Blur set "let him through he is a doctor"

This one a GYNO move those legs people!

[choo choos]

just before springsteen came on, a teen girl behind me asked why the crown where booing ?

me explaining, the crowd are yelling.........Brooooooce

he he