Virtual campfire 2009

[karlpowell]

its friday darren ....joke time ...

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men

along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to

stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to

eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the

lawyer said.

?But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there,

under that tree."

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man, he stated, "You come with us, too."

the second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a

wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as

large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows

turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for

taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The

grass is almost a foot high.?

[darrenbha]

I.ll see if i can find some later

[karlpowell]

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OK so dont do it again

[darrenbha]

counting the hours eh karl, apart from the meal have you got a busy weekend lined up??

[karlpowell]

Not realy ... off out tonight for a few , then got the kids in the morning ( they want a party with me while the Mrs at work ) thwen football , then meal and beer then hangover then more beer .

[darrenbha]

Who have your lot got tomorrow, brighton are away in huddersfield but i'm off to see the levellers tomorrow night then to the arsenal boro game on sunday

[joshwarrr]

levellers should be fun

my dad went to see the specials last night and he said it was one of the best gigs hes ever been at. Cannot wait for glastonbury, soooo many bands i am looking forward. I think you right darren texcitement might take me past a thousand. wearing my glastonbury t-shirt as well

[darrenbha]

I've got a real hectic run of gigs and bearded theory fest coming up before glasto too

[joshwarrr]

sounds good fun. unfortunately i live in guernsey so every festival is a return flight away, but next summer i am going to drive around and do street theatre and get tech work at festivals. so plenty next summer, but this summer only two

well maybe 3

or 4

or might do 5

[darrenbha]

sounds good fun. unfortunately i live in guernsey so every festival is a return flight away, but next summer i am going to drive around and do street theatre and get tech work at festivals. so plenty next summer, but this summer only two

well maybe 3

or 4

or might do 5

[joshwarrr]

got tickets for reading and glastonbury, probably try for bestival and maybe global. but its all very expensive, so i might have to get a job or see if i can work at the festivals. or both. if it doesn't happen then at least i'll get to go to the nest festival of the summer

[darrenbha]

thats very true, 3 for me this year i think, bearded, glasto and reading. keep me out of trouble or in trouble, not sure which

[karlpowell]

Happppyyyy birthdayyyyyyy tooooooooooo meeeeeeee ,

[Mardy]

Happy Birthday Karl! have a great day,

[karlpowell]

Only on your birthday do you remember how many forums you are a member of...

[darrenbha]

Have a great day and drink far too much karl

[Chazeboy]

Only on your birthday do you remember how many forums you are a member of...

[karlpowell]

Cheers chaps

[Rufus Gwertigan]

Cheers chaps

Edited April 25, 2009 by Rufus Gwertigan

[karlpowell]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU OLD c**t!!!

Happy birthday buddy

Hope you have a smashing day, and soon you will join us in the four o club.

[joshwarrr]

Happy birthday for yesterday Karl hope you got lots of lovely presents.

[darrenbha]

Hi guys. What a weekend. I've been sat up in a tree . It was like floating

[BlackHole2006]

Yeah I've had a good weekend too.

The three of us were in my bedroom sharing becks 3 way whilst playing halo 3, We decided that Becks tasted like Armpit so instead of finishing it off we turned it into a mixture of Becks, Pineapple Juice, Apple Juice, Coke, Nutella, Jam, Cheese, Vitamin Water, Milk and that powdery stuff that you get to make Hot Chocolate with. Surprisingly it tasted nicer then the actual Becks on it's own, but it looked like someone took a shit in the drink, will post a pic of this tommorow hopefully.

Cheers,

BlackHole2006

[joshwarrr]

My mates birthday yesterday. so was out drinking from 11am till 4am. i feel a bit funny today though

[darrenbha]

That sounds a revolting drink.

I feel shattered. Time to crash. Laters