singles thread

[Goblinz]

I heard quite the chat up line the other day.

"get your coat love....I've got a knife"

[hombrederayo]

I was very drunk and got distracted by beer pong so she got off with someone else

[minute5072]

One questions...beer pong? that like the old school computer game but with beer, or just a very smelly pint...

I'm confused at this ridiculously early hour (sometimes i hate my working hours)

Edited August 14, 2008 by minute5072

[hombrederayo]

this should explain it

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[Lithium05]

that is indeed highly annoying....

also annoying is the lets listen to the first verse and then switch to the next track people! Just as you're getting into a particular song normally. grrrrrrrrrr

[Goblinz]

My brother does that! It's really f*cking annoying!

Particularly on long car journeys when I put on an album specifically intending to listen to the whole thing, only to have him get impatient and skip to his favourite track on the album, then not listen to it all the way through and skip to another one.

I've had to take measures to prevent this now - Whenever we go on a car journey, I make mix cds and don't tell him what's on them

[Lithium05]

He does this when your driiving? There's certain rules that should be obeyed!

[Sooperstar]

He does this when your driiving? There's certain rules that should be obeyed!

[minute5072]

Ta muchly, i have heard of that now ive seen it. Cheesy video though. 330ml cans of beer...thats not good.

[Katster]

I do that quite often. Unfortunately house parties I go to pretty much all consist of (the same) 6 couples, me, and my other single mate, and occasionally (the same) 2 single girls (who neither of us single guys want anything to do with)

The evening will usually start at around 8-8.30 and play out with the coupled up guys trying to proove they're as much fun as they used to be by doing/drinking something "wacky". Their partners will then take them to one side and tell them to stop it, which they will. The girls will spend the evening tutting and frowning, before the girlfriend of whoever's having most fun decides at around 10.30 that she's got a headache and they must leave IMEDIATELY (usually taking another couple with them to split the cab fare/get a lift) which signifys the winding down of the evening resulting in everyone leaving by around midnight.

In summary. I need new friends/my friends need new girlfriends.

[Millsy2008]

Did you take one out there with you?

[Purple Monkey]

Annoyingly I recently had a completely sober argument with one of my best mate's pissed fiance (who he's only known a year, has nothing in common with and has now been engaged to for 8 months - but that's a seperate moan - Succubus is all I'm going to say )

In my defence she tried playing the Ting Tings...

An explanation: 20 minutes before I was due to be leaving for a party round a friends house, my mate texted me and asked me to sort out music for the evening, which lead to an hours worth of sorting out a playlist on my ipod and trying to find some speakers... anyway, I put alot of stuff I wouldn't normally listen to (Arctic Monkeys, Kaiser Chiefs, Razorlight etc.) that represented a wider range on the playlist to keep everyone happy.

Anyway a little way into the evening the girl declared "This is shit" and pulled her ipod out of her bag and stuck on the full Ting Tings album - THROUGH MY SPEAKERS I said I would allow one song, then it can go back. She got in a strop and said "who put you in charge of the music?!". So I said Mike (the guy who's house it was). She then tried to put on "Barbie Girl" at which point I walked across the room and pulled the speakers out of the Ipod, accidently causing it to drop 2 feet to the floor. She then got in more of a strop claiming "I threw it on the floor" I apologised for dropping it, and explained that the reason I'd got so annoyed is that I worked hard to put something for everyone on the playlist and that if she gave it time there would be songs on there she liked too. But she didn't want to hear a word of it.

Shortly after this her fiance walked in (he had been out of the room while all this was going on) at which point she shouted at him angrily "*Name* Adam threw my Ipod on the floor!" to which he responded "Did he apologise" and when she admitted I had he simply said that there was no problem. Ever since she began draining his life force about a year ago, I don't think I've ever seen him refuse to take her side in something. At which point she said spitefully to a girl she was sat near, "he'll pay for that" (refering to her bf, not me).

To recap. My friends need new/no girlfriends.

My word, that was a bit of a rant

[brighteyes]

Annoyingly I recently had a completely sober argument with one of my best mate's pissed fiance (who he's only known a year, has nothing in common with and has now been engaged to for 8 months - but that's a seperate moan - Succubus is all I'm going to say )

In my defence she tried playing the Ting Tings...

An explanation: 20 minutes before I was due to be leaving for a party round a friends house, my mate texted me and asked me to sort out music for the evening, which lead to an hours worth of sorting out a playlist on my ipod and trying to find some speakers... anyway, I put alot of stuff I wouldn't normally listen to (Arctic Monkeys, Kaiser Chiefs, Razorlight etc.) that represented a wider range on the playlist to keep everyone happy.

Anyway a little way into the evening the girl declared "This is shit" and pulled her ipod out of her bag and stuck on the full Ting Tings album - THROUGH MY SPEAKERS I said I would allow one song, then it can go back. She got in a strop and said "who put you in charge of the music?!". So I said Mike (the guy who's house it was). She then tried to put on "Barbie Girl" at which point I walked across the room and pulled the speakers out of the Ipod, accidently causing it to drop 2 feet to the floor. She then got in more of a strop claiming "I threw it on the floor" I apologised for dropping it, and explained that the reason I'd got so annoyed is that I worked hard to put something for everyone on the playlist and that if she gave it time there would be songs on there she liked too. But she didn't want to hear a word of it.

Shortly after this her fiance walked in (he had been out of the room while all this was going on) at which point she shouted at him angrily "*Name* Adam threw my Ipod on the floor!" to which he responded "Did he apologise" and when she admitted I had he simply said that there was no problem. Ever since she began draining his life force about a year ago, I don't think I've ever seen him refuse to take her side in something. At which point she said spitefully to a girl she was sat near, "he'll pay for that" (refering to her bf, not me).

To recap. My friends need new/no girlfriends.

My word, that was a bit of a rant

[Purple Monkey]

She sounds like a complete mingeface.

[overnight celebrity]

I'm stealing that word. It's even better than 'arsebiscuits'.

[brighteyes]

*Google*

Oh, there's surprisingly very little.

[Goblinz]

I'm stealing that word. It's even better than 'arsebiscuits'.

[Purple Monkey]

'Jizzguzzler' is the connoiseurs choice.

[bunique]

Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brighteyes]

Anyone out tonight? I've styled my hair differently, got new jeans and Converse All-Stars, I'm sure to find me a good jizzguzzler tonight

[Katster]

I'm sure I shouldn't be home alone on a Friday night. Something has gone seriously wrong somewhere along the line. Perhaps I've not been guzzling enough jizz latey

[bunique]

Officially f**ked off. Being single is shit shit shit.

[brighteyes]

Come out in Cardiff tonight, both of you.

What's happened, bunique?

[bunique]

Bit of a trek from here And nothing worth talking about. I'm off to drink several bottles of wine

[minute5072]

I'm stealing that word. It's even better than 'arsebiscuits'.