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[rabid]

I got motorboated by a woman at work once.

She told me everytime she saw me she just felt like going 'brrrrrrrr' in my chest. I told her she was welcome to try it, so she did.

[-pogo-]

I have it on the best authority that it's the finest place to hide when the world gets a bit scarey!!

eta: cleavage that is, not a student loan.

[greenfairy43]

My turn at the Newcastle meet.

[Kowalski]

Motorboated.

[rabid]

I saw her first!!

[Katster]

Sloppy seconds it is then.

[rabid]

Ahhh lets just get a threesome on the go and have done with it. So long as I can motorboat your lovely Mrs, you are both more than welcome to motorboat me

Did it skip to Friday already?

[minute5072]

You never been motorboated??

[wildnaturecrank]

i'd quite forgotten how dull living in a small town is! moved back in with the parents on tuesday and been living the boring life since. on the plus side though mums home cooking always makes things better

[Goblinz]

Had a nice suprise yesterday. Got a text in the afternoon reminding me that I had a ticket to see Dillon Moran. Had completely forgotten about this so was very unprepared. If i'd known I would have brought my DV camera o film it all. Apparantly York Opera house are fine with people using cameras, just not excessivley so could have probably got away with it.... This wasn't the case at boosh last week, My camera got confiscated and I had to pick it up fromt he front at the end I shall be recovering the video files though. Anyway, Dillon Moran, very very funny, he's pretty much the same as he is in Black Books.

Going to Liverpool on Saturday/Sunday to see a cute trainee doctor (tropical medicine) type girl I met at Download last year. She's lovely, very Christian though so not sure if it's a good idea persueing things. I know she's quite straight cut, but likes festivals, beer and lighting fires so I could partly fit in... Seriously thinking of starting to behave myself a bit more anyway as I'm watching my life go by and aren't doing the things that I want to do, the things that I could do. We had a bit of a thing going at download last year but got cut short because her mates were arguing and wanted to leave, not sure if it's been too long to pick things up again, will have to wait and see. Not sure how I'm going to cope with going out nad not smoking though.

Does anybody know any decent rock type places to go out in Liverpool? She's new in the area so hasn't been out yet..... Looking for a rock pub that has music but will prolly end up in the Crazy House later on.

What's everybody else up to for the weekend?

[Katster]

What's everybody else up to for the weekend?

[worm]

I'm going to the flicks with an ex next week.

I have stocked up on matches and lighter fluid.

[Radar]

far more than celebrating the fact I'll have turned 28.

[Katster]

nothing wrong with being 28.

is there?!

[Radar]

I'm not keen on the idea myself, but there's not really a whole lot I can do about it.

There's nothing wrong with it, I guess, but I don't think it's something I should be 'celebrating'.

[rabid]

I'm going to the flicks with an ex next week.

I have stocked up on matches and lighter fluid.

[Goblinz]

I'm going to the flicks with an ex next week.

I have stocked up on matches and lighter fluid.

[worm]

Hmnnn, shocking... You've not thought this through properly.

Lighter fluid would burn off way too quickly, better to use soemthing like paraffin for a longer burn time. Surely a zippo lighter would be better for convenience and style too.

[rabid]

Hmnnn, shocking... You've not thought this through properly.

Lighter fluid would burn off way too quickly, better to use soemthing like paraffin for a longer burn time. Surely a zippo lighter would be better for convenience and style too.

[Leprekorn]

Does popcorn make good kindling?

[Goblinz]

Does popcorn make good kindling?

[-pogo-]

Too late guys. I've called the police and alerted them of this plan!

[Cardboard Box City]

nothing wrong with being 28.

is there?!

[-pogo-]

I'm not overly impressed with being in the first week of being 22

[worm]

Too late guys. I've called the police and alerted them of this plan!