singles thread

[minute5072]

ah ok.. did u manage to keep the shoes on last night?!

it was no bad.... the new club in falkirk is horrendous tho, i never thought i'd say this but Bring back Rosies!!!!

and the bar staff were shocking, I actually had to tell one lassie to stop fannying about and do her job. She wasnt happy lol

cant decide what to do today, im banned from the house all day as we have viewers coming

[Glitter+Vodka]

Oh come on. You've got a car, you've got loads of beautiful countryside not too far from you. Go for a walk!

Edited September 21, 2008 by Glitter+Vodka

[rabid]

This is very true, i used to go walking with my dad all the time but its never something I think of doing these days.

I ended up going to see my friends son and playing with him in the garden with him for a bit, then I went to a craft shop which was closed, though probably a good thing as I couldnt spend any money, then met my parents for dinner. There was a live jazz band on there, never listened to any jazz before but I actually really enjoyed it.

[Glitter+Vodka]

Do it! Better still, find someone to do it with

[rabid]

im trying to

[minute5072]

im sorry but i dont think we can be friends anymore.

you go out far too often and it makes me jealous that I cant go out

[-pogo-]

Joke of the Week

Q. What's the difference between a man from Liverpool and a man from Brighton?

A. Regional Accents

Edited September 21, 2008 by -pogo-

[worm]

Q: What's the difference between a duck?

A: One of its legs are the same.

Edited September 21, 2008 by worm

[rabid]

Q. If a fridge has got three legs, how long is a chair length fuse?

A. A chair length.

[Acquiesce.]

Minute! What are the freshers like!? God I'm excited. Roll on tuesday

[minute5072]

Minute! What are the freshers like!? God I'm excited. Roll on tuesday

Edited September 22, 2008 by minute5072

[Katster]

my apologies

basically spent most of the night with my ex and her mate, instead of with my own mates. kept trying to get 5 minutes with her but every time her mate provided a chance she'd piss off.

then as a result had to walk home on my own instead of gettin a taxi back with my mates

(all this was done wearing a pirate bandana, eye patch, pirate hat and hook )

I was silly

[minute5072]

Pirate hey?

[rabid]

Pirate hey?

[russellelly]

I had so many excuses from people not going to Freshers last week . . . . I'm working and I'd rather watch TV being high points. Damn. And next year I should have graduated, so Freshers becomes a bit more creepy. Though easy to spot freshers with their confused faces today

[sadwitch]

Aren't all these freshers creeped out by you guys letching over them in their first few days?

[minute5072]

Aren't all these freshers creeped out by you guys letching over them in their first few days?

[Katster]

not really, which is weird cos i look about 25

[minute5072]

Looks about 25 and dresses as a pirate, hey?

[ralph250]

Looks about 25 and dresses as a pirate, hey?

[Katster]

how about a cabin boy

[rabid]

how about a cabin boy

[Kowalski]

Master Bates?

[rabid]

Was that not one of those urban myths?

[-pogo-]

I'm watching Star Trek : Deep Space Nine just now and I hate the annoying adverts.

Apparently "Susie and Hazel are best friends and are texting together now" All I have to do is text my post code to 66996 or something but what if we have nothing in common?