singles thread

[sifi]

Don't know who she is but her photos on google scream of nose-job. I guess that's not necessarily a bad thing but I prefer natural beauty, a bit rough around the edges perhaps, sometimes going through periods of not so attractive like our good friend Sarah.

Edited September 8, 2008 by sifimaster

[ralph250]

She's dropped off it of late. I'm going through a Polly Walker phase.

[sifi]

claudia cardinale, in her prime; once upon a time in the west era?

[Millsy2008]

I can well believe that (that are w*nks, not that you have dated a whole football team).

[Katster]

haha thanks, yes they are more so than the average man

[rabid]

And they'd have to make a Bailey's Chocolate Cheesecake too.

[Millsy2008]

Footballers are average men. Less so, if anything.

[sifi]

Another use for Baileys! Mine makes Baileys Coffee and Baileys porridge at festivals.

[rabid]

But can you smear either of those things all over your wife eat off her, I ask you?

[Kowalski]

I wouldn't mind smearing somebody with some humous.

[Katster]

I wouldn't mind smearing somebody with some humous.

[Kowalski]

Humous stinks! (It does taste good though )

[ralph250]

I once licked tesco strawberry fruit fool off boobies.

[Kowalski]

I once licked tesco strawberry fruit fool off boobies.

[sifi]

Panna cotta. Or possibly peanut butter.

[bunique]

Do it do it do it!

[ralph250]

McFlurries are best!

[bunique]

you licked mflurry off boobies? or had mcflurry licked off yours and pah, fruit fools much nicer.

[brighteyes]

I like licking red wine off vaginas

...or rosé wine. But not white, hell no, that's f**king disgusting!

[outtolunch]

I like licking red wine off vaginas

...or rosé wine. But not white, hell no, that's f**king disgusting!

[Cardboard Box City]

Cheapskate you should always go for the extra stimulation you get with champers

althogh cava will do if shes not posh

[outtolunch]

Totally off topic, does your name come from the Johnny Cash song '25 Minutes To Go'?

[ralph250]

Cheapskate you should always go for the extra stimulation you get with champers

[Cardboard Box City]

No Chris is from Christopher I'm pretty certain it was my mothers choice otherwise I would have been given a german name.

[worm]

I like licking red wine off vaginas