singles thread

[worm]

From your nan asking if you are "courting" to mates lying about the wild sex, wonderous times they are having with their partners.

[Peevis]

??

[Peevis]

Pressure?

''No Nan, I'm not, thank f**k!''

''Dude, I don't give a f**k what fantasies you've been having, you aren't cool''

[Katster]

My grandma actually said to me the other day:

Grandma "So are you happy in your flat now you're all moved in and everything?"

Me "Yeah I love it"

Grandma "And your boyfriend?"

Me "I don't have a boyfriend grandma"

Grandma "Yeah, that's what you keep telling us, that's what you want us to think!"

Does she honestly think I've got some bloke hidden away somewhere?!?!

[Radar]

The day I find a man I want to be at Glastonbury with, is the day I lose my bet

[Kowalski]

The day I find a man I want to be at Glastonbury with, is the day I lose my bet

[Radar]

Does she honestly think I've got some bloke hidden away somewhere?!?!

Edited September 4, 2008 by Radar

[worm]

Indeed, but not everyone has your confidence old chap..

Gotta make allowances, for the people who find the world a confusing place, do we not?

[RABun]

It was a typo.

OK, OK I was 33 at the time. I admit it!

Happy now!

[Katster]

Ohhh...

Does it count if you both go but not "together" as it were?! ???

[greenfairy43]

I guess so, it doesn't really matter where he comes from, the point is he must either not have a problem with me going to Glastonbury without him OR he mustn't go off on one at me if we go there together and at some point I end up wandering off on my own or I decide to start drinking at 8am

[Katster]

Surely you'd want to meet somebody with common interests?

[Katster]

More proof that I've found my perfect man

[Radar]

I guess so, it doesn't really matter where he comes from, the point is he must either not have a problem with me going to Glastonbury without him OR he mustn't go off on one at me if we go there together and at some point I end up wandering off on my own or I decide to start drinking at 8am

[greenfairy43]

Indeed. I'm kinda joking

But the bet thing is something I have ongoing with someone on here....they reckon I'll find someone and end up settling down soon enough, I reckon I won't. If I met someone I wanted to be at Glastonbury with, I'd most certainly be well down the road of finding someone and settling down.

Maybe.

[Katster]

I can't think of anyone I'd rather be at Glastonbury with. Sadly he has no desire to go, which is fairysnuff, we'll go to plenty of other festivals together.

See you at the Cider Bus in June ( ticket gods willing.....)

[Katster]

Hehe, bless!

That shouldn't be so much to ask really should it? A little maturity helps, and we chaps are legendarily slower to mature than you lasses... only as a VERY general comment

[greenfairy43]

It's ok, he knows I look after you (this year I forgot all about Greenfairy43's bad neck, then when I tried to stop myself hurting her I ended up spilling her drink everywhere I DID buy her a replacement drink though, and probably apologised an annoying amount of times........).

Yeay, see you there for more of the same next year

PS> One day I reckon you'll be able to persuade him to join you.....

Edited September 4, 2008 by greenfairy43

[Radar]

Well, I haven't found him yet, so perhaps I'm asking too much

[Kowalski]

Just filled out my Glastonbury Registration for the first time ever.

Just thought I'd share that with you!

I'll be a Glasto virgin

[ralph250]

katster - no problem with you being single, but don't become one of those cat-ladys, more than 3 cats and it's dangerous territory,

[Katster]

Just filled out my Glastonbury Registration for the first time ever.

Just thought I'd share that with you!

I'll be a Glasto virgin

[Kowalski]

Woooooooooo, you might be the (un)lucky one

[Katster]

I'll be the one drinking from 8am too!

[Kowalski]