singles thread

[worm]

On a scale of nine to ten, how fit am I?

[Peevis]

I fancy men, but I can't stand the majority of men's personalities. I find women attractive, yet I don't wish to have sex with them, and I also can't stand the majority of women's personalities.

I am destined to be forever alone, unless I find the minority who isn't already involved with someone, or gay. I'd have better odds playing the lottery

Edited to add: Then I could buy myself the perfect man

[Katster]

What's wrong with our personalities?!

Watch out, I find lonely and jaded women irresistible!

Tsk.

[Katster]

I'm with you Kat. People are all cunce. Men are mostly knuckled headed narcasists. Women are mostly jelly brained with self esteem issues either being too big, too small or just plain loopy!

I say boink them dry, then tell them to get the heck outta Dodge.

If they come back, stab them. They'll soon get the message.

Any other relationship advice...

PM me!

[IndianSummer]

On a scale of nine to ten, how fit am I?

[Peevis]

A lot of them aren't all that great at boinking either though, so what's the point in that either.....

I'm not bitter, just realistic. I'm also not jelly brained enough to settle for something shit for fear of being alone.

[sifi]

Given the limited option i'd say 9.5

[Radar]

I'm sure your personality is fine, but I hate the whole "grrrrrr yeaaahhhhh I'm a MAN, I like beer and football and tits and that is as far as my imagination can stretch. You mustn't want me because you are some kind of lesbian"

[worm]

Though all the same, I do have a certain liking for beer, football and indeed tits!

[Radar]

That'll be why you log onto this site so often then.

[RABun]

I'm not bitter, just realistic. I'm also not jelly brained enough to settle for something shit for fear of being alone.

[Kowalski]

Given the limited option i'd say 9.5

[worm]

So just 50% on the suggested scale then.

[Katster]

At least if they a shit shag there is alway pleasure to be had in ridiculing them afterwards.

[rabid]

I'm sure your personality is fine, but I hate the whole "grrrrrr yeaaahhhhh I'm a MAN, I like beer and football and tits and that is as far as my imagination can stretch. You mustn't want me because you are some kind of lesbian"

[Peevis]

I wouldn't take pleasure in that, personally.

[Radar]

At least here I know if I do meet the man of my dreams he won't pull his face at me when I choose Glastonbury over him any day of the week.

And of course you do, I don't expect people NOT to like those things. MY problem is with people who reckon they ONLY like those things

[worm]

Plus society does deem single people a failure.

[rabid]

I told her I was well fussy. So got out of it AND paid her a compliment all in one.

get in!

[Katster]

Sad, but undertsandable. w*nking is a lonley old life. Plus society does deem single people a failure.

My gf said when I met her that she did wonder what was wrong with me, being 32 and single.

I told her I was well fussy. So got out of it AND paid her a compliment all in one.

get in!

[Peevis]

I deem society a failure.

[Katster]

Aye true, though if you wanted space lol I think half the fellas here are as keen on Glasto as you are!

[Peevis]

I don't think there's anything wrong in being 32 and single. I can't wait!!

If anything though, I'd call the people trapped/forced into unhappy relationships the failures.

It's only people who have found true love who are sucessful.......or deluded.

[rabid]

have you been reading my diary?

[RABun]

Get it where you can baby!

Sad, but undertsandable. w*nking is a lonley old life. Plus society does deem single people a failure.

My gf said when I met her that she did wonder what was wrong with me, being 32 and single.

I told her I was well fussy. So got out of it AND paid her a compliment all in one.

get in!