singles thread

[ralph250]

ta hun!

right, back in 2 weeks, have lots of single fun while im gone

ETA.. Minute, when I get back I expect u to have ur cold war kids ticket booked coz otherwise im all on my lonesome

[minute5072]

ta hun!

right, back in 2 weeks, have lots of single fun while im gone

ETA.. Minute, when I get back I expect u to have ur cold war kids ticket booked coz otherwise im all on my lonesome

[greenfairy43]

You have first hand experience of the mythical rational woman?

[brighteyes]

I had one of those nights where you go out to meet a girl who likes you, and when you get there you fancy her friend more than her, but you pull her anyway, and then you see the girl you used to stalk and you really want to stalk her again, but you can't because you're with the other girl, so you just finger her on the dance floor and then get a taxi home.

p.s. none of these girls was 'bunique'.

Edited August 31, 2008 by brighteyes

[ralph250]

I had one of those nights where you go out to meet a girl who likes you, and when you get there you fancy her friend more than her, but you pull her anyway, and then you see the girl you used to stalk and you really want to stalk her again, but you can't because you're with the other girl, so you just finger her on the dance floor and then get a taxi home.

p.s. none of these girls was 'bunique'.

[rabid]

[minute5072]

I had one of those nights where you go out to meet a girl who likes you, and when you get there you fancy her friend more than her, but you pull her anyway, and then you see the girl you used to stalk and you really want to stalk her again, but you can't because you're with the other girl, so you just finger her on the dance floor and then get a taxi home.

p.s. none of these girls was 'bunique'.

[bunique]

No, none of them was me, thank God! I may be signing out of the thread... So a slightly more succesful weekend than P-Cock's!

[sadwitch]

I had one of those nights where you go out to meet a girl who likes you, and when you get there you fancy her friend more than her, but you pull her anyway, and then you see the girl you used to stalk and you really want to stalk her again, but you can't because you're with the other girl, so you just finger her on the dance floor and then get a taxi home.

p.s. none of these girls was 'bunique'.

[-pogo-]

Ahhhh but when you go outside and get your chips, they taste funny.

[minute5072]

Ahhhh but when you go outside and get your chips, they taste funny.

Edited August 31, 2008 by minute5072

[-pogo-]

I suppose you're from hamilton larkhall so you wouldn't be sophisticated enough to use a fork

[ralph250]

I had one of those nights where you go out to meet a girl who likes you, and when you get there you fancy her friend more than her,

Edited August 31, 2008 by ralph250

[ralph250]

No, none of them was me, thank God! I may be signing out of the thread... So a slightly more succesful weekend than P-Cock's!

[minute5072]

I kinda had something similar once....only time I've met someone off myspace (not doing it again ).

she looked a real cutie in her pictures, so we were messenging and texting, so we were gonna meet up, but she'd recently split with her ex, so was a bit upset, so I thought I'd go down to where she lived, cheer her up etc, so drove the hour and a half to hers; ....as it turned out, she had a nose like tubbs from the league of the gentlemen, didn't have the figure of her photos one bit or the pretty face; twas the angles I tell ye!!! .....was moody and rude, and had the worse smokers cough I've ever heard, which would be okay, apart from not once did she put her hand over her mouth. just coughed and coughed

Edited August 31, 2008 by minute5072

[ralph250]

somethin similar happened to one of my mates.....he still shagged her tho

[minute5072]

i think my mate just decided that he was going to do it and spent a lot of the night quaffing sly sambucas at the bar

[ralph250]

i think my mate just decided that he was going to do it and spent a lot of the night quaffing sly sambucas at the bar

[Katster]

who's mums a dermatologist to look at it at 2am, and give you cream stuff all over it

[minute5072]

ah good ole sambuca.

I always do flaming ones in my mouth, which is great until you have some on your lip without realising, which catchs alight and burns it a beaut, meaning you've got to go over your mates house after, who's mums a dermatologist to look at it at 2am, and give you cream stuff all over it, and then it scabs up, and you look horrible the next day.

Edited August 31, 2008 by minute5072

[ralph250]

I'm always too afraid to do flaming sambucas in case that happens I decided it was a good idea on friday to put shots of sambuca in all of my drinks

[minute5072]

worse is once, I lit it for someone else, but was a wee bit tipsy, so ended up singeing his facial hair.

[Cardboard Box City]

worse is once, I lit it for someone else, but was a wee bit tipsy, so ended up singeing his facial hair.

[Katster]

I have realised that apart from her name, her phone number, and the fact that she was a cute brunette who was a good kisser, i know/remember nothing else about her

[minute5072]

I wont say what I read the last few words of that sentence as at a glance...