singles thread

[minute5072]

i love funny boys. thats my number 1 thing i look for in a potential boymate gotta make me laugh

[bunique]

i love funny boys. thats my number 1 thing i look for in a potential boymate gotta make me laugh

[minute5072]

I don't think much of it was intentional.

Example: Smoking area - one guy runs towards his mate, jumps, smacks his head on a wooden beam so hard that the whole area went silent in a "Oh my God, he's dead" moment. Then proceeded to piss ourselves laughing for the next 5 minutes while he tried not to cry. I have a photo of his impressive lump (steady...!) on my phone for some bizarre reason this morning.

And generally lots of stuff like that, all evening. Lots and lots. Madness.

[bunique]

so girls like slapstick comedy.....interesting

I'll add that to my notes

[Glitter+Vodka]

haha sounds like u had a good night anyway!

were any of these funny/silly boys hot?

[ralph250]

I wish I was funny.

2 elephants and a snake fall off a cliff. de dum tsssssssss!!!!

[bunique]

haha sounds like u had a good night anyway!

were any of these funny/silly boys hot?

[ralph250]

what does a fish say when it hits a wall?

dam

david hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman, from now on you gotta refer to me as "the hoff", to which the barman replies "ok, no hassel"

two men walking their dogs in a graveyard, one says to the other "morning", the other says "nope, just walking the dog",

man walks into a doctors, says to the doctor "hey doctor, i've got a huge lettuce growing in my pants", the doctor says "woo, look at that", to which the man says "yeah, and thats just the tip of the iceberg",

ba dum tshhh!! I rock, yes I do.

[Glitter+Vodka]

I wish I was funny.

2 elephants and a snake fall off a cliff. de dum tsssssssss!!!!

[Glitter+Vodka]

Yes, several. We were most impressed

[RABun]

always a bonus!!

I will not be seeing a single hottie this weekend as Im going nowhere.

[Glitter+Vodka]

sucks eh!

i was gonna have a wee drink with my mum and watch big brother eviction but discovered ive no cider and my dad has finished my vodka cant be arsed going to get any either

[bunique]

always a bonus!!

[minute5072]

sucks eh!

i was gonna have a wee drink with my mum and watch big brother eviction but discovered ive no cider and my dad has finished my vodka cant be arsed going to get any either

[Glitter+Vodka]

Twas. Except round here (in that club especially) you have to work on the premise of look but don't engage in conversation. Especially on 3-for-1 night. It ain't pretty.

[rabid]

always a bonus!!

I will not be seeing a single hottie this weekend as Im going nowhere. Although we have a drama workshop at work 2moro so maybe some of the drama guys will be handsome

[Glitter+Vodka]

GLITTER IN THESPIAN ROMP SHOCKER!

[Paul ™]

yeh im getting dead excited, right now im tryin on my bikinis and night time outfits

[rabid]

Well that's all the blokes in here getting excited too now

[ralph250]

wouldnt mind that actually

altho ive never met the drama people so they may be just women

[Glitter+Vodka]

i wouldnt get too excited i really shoulda stuck to that holiday diet!!

[rabid]

GLITTER IN LESBIAN ROMP SHOCKER!

[Glitter+Vodka]

GLITTER IN LESBIAN ROMP SHOCKER!

[bunique]

Bit obvious, mine was meant to be a play on those exact words.

You're right, you're not funny.

[Glitter+Vodka]

Bit obvious, mine was meant to be a play on those exact words.

You're right, you're not funny.