Glastommbury

[tommmy]

Michael Stipe has kindly agreed to strip naked, bend over, pull his arse cheeks apart and let anyone who fancies it, give him a good buggering.

Open Mike, Leftfield Friday 2pm.

[Morse Code]

Michael Stipe has kindly agreed to strip naked, bend over, pull his arse cheeks apart and let anyone who fancies it, give him a good buggering.

Open Mike, Leftfield Friday 2pm.

[Yoghurt on a Stick]

Will this festival be badger friendly?

[TwistedReligion]

Johnsons could sponsor The Glade

[TwistedReligion]

Im sure this stage would only allow brass bands on, that and peter kay

[dingbat2]

I am wondering if this is some sort of publicity stunt, so tommy, you started this thread a couple of days ago, so the headliners must mow be confirmed. Who are they. The Stones are shit by the way, all teeth and lips

[tommmy]

I am wondering if this is some sort of publicity stunt, so tommy, you started this thread a couple of days ago, so the headliners must mow be confirmed. Who are they. The Stones are shit by the way, all teeth and lips

Edited July 15, 2011 by tommmy

[Jackmypie]

Is it O-Zone?

[SGP SOM]

Peter Kay is from Bolton.

No, no you clearly have no knowledge of what makes up t'north these days

Therefore thar must be a soft, lazy, shandy-drinkin southerner

Get ya own stage so we can turn up on mass and shout 'what's thad all about?' and 'it's not like this where I'm from'

[hedgepeg]

he did invent garlic bread though

Edited July 15, 2011 by hedgepeg

[SGP SOM]

he did invent garlic bread though

[Morse Code]

Who is managing the tickets Tommmy?

I would like to offer my services if I may? I promise to provide a tailored booking system on the day tickets go on sale which will ensure people who have been to at least two previous Glastommburys will be forced to the back of the queue whilst ensuring anyone either from the city of Liverpool or a teenager in possession of a double-barrelled surname will be guaranteed tickets.

I also guarantee to ensure the majority of tickets will be delivered on time, to the correct address and in the correct name but I will hold enough back to guarantee weeks of entertaining threads about how we have ruined people's lives by screwing up their tickets.

Tickets can be booked via the C Word Tickets website on C-Wordtickets.co.uk

[vonatterbury]

The Stones are shit by the way, all teeth and lips

Edited July 15, 2011 by vonatterbury

[LondonTom]

They are 3 of the biggest bands/artists in the world.

I haven't sorted out the eye candy slot yet, but rest assured she won't have a fat arse and will be under 25.

[redmosquito]

I'd like David Bellamy to do a talk about what to do when confronted by an ill tempered badger. I'm sure we've all wondered what we'd do if we found one in our tents.

[tommmy]

I'd like David Bellamy to do a talk about what to do when confronted by an ill tempered badger. I'm sure we've all wondered what we'd do if we found one in our tents.

[AdamSheff]

Rebekha Brooks could run the chill and charge tent!! You give her your phone for an hour, and it comes back charged. What could go wrong???

[tommmy]

wash your mouth out!!

please... NOT rihanna... else i'd have to seriously reconsider... even the free bacardi and coke couldn't compensate.

[anoldhippie@60]

Ill help out. I can make sure us oldies stay in our own field and not get in the way of you young uns all high on illegal drugs.

[mandypants]

[vonatterbury]

Are you poor?

[tommmy]

I have no idea who she is but she has no tits

[LondonTom]

I have no idea who she is but she has no tits

[Fat Northern Lad]

How about a Rohypnol camping area?

[Morse Code]

I have no idea who she is but she has no tits