singles thread

[metallimuse]

Nah cos that's not a league! It's more of a cup/tournament thingy !

But its the pinnacle of club football.It's like saying she's a stunner,a perfect 10.

[ampersand]

But its the pinnacle of club football.It's like saying she's a stunner,a perfect 10.

or it's like saying she's artmedia bratislava!

[saratink]

O yeah, stunner. That'll do

[RABun]

O yeah, stunner. That'll do

I was talking to my ex last night - he's been in Tokyo for a week with his boss, getting drunk mostly it would seem - well apparently during one of these drunken evenings, the boss said he would "do me" and that i am very pretty. I'm half flattered and half horrified.

Advice on talking to girls. Don't go prowling or think that thats the way you meet someone. You meet people just by chance usually by having a polite chat at the bar or in a coffee shop or whatever. If you really find conversation difficult its because your conversations are all about you. Listen to what someone is saying to you, and ask them questions about it. Make it about them. When you make a situation about the other person the conversation moves more naturally. Try it, it works i promise!

[saratink]

My ex told me that "I just don't know what it is, there is just something about you"

So I laughed it off saying yeah I have that effect on people, and left the conversion there!!

[jump]

or it's like saying she's artmedia bratislava!

Oh yeah. Barcelona, Real Madrid, AC Milan doesn't comapre to the glamour of the Champions League that Artmedia Bratislava do.

[ampersand]

Oh yeah. Barcelona, Real Madrid, AC Milan doesn't comapre to the glamour of the Champions League that Artmedia Bratislava do.

just saying, there's shit teams in the champions league too.

but then you've wigan in the premiership. if sara was premiership, she'd definitely be wigan!

[Jaybles]

just saying, there's shit teams in the champions league too.

but then you've wigan in the premiership. if sara was premiership, she'd definitely be wigan!

Id like to think of myself as a Portsmouth.

There was a time not so long ago when i was riding the wave of success. But i wasn't living within my means.

Eventually i was found out and left cascading down the social ladder to the division below. No more stunner's in champagne bars (The Man Utds of this world) Left with the disheartened girls who had seen better days (Crystal palace and Middlesbrough)

More bad luck sent me heading towards the murky depths of the league 1 girls. But a sudden turn around in luck and confidence has lifted spirits.

Safely back in the comfort zone of the championship i am warming to the girls on offer in this league as they seem to have more personality than the premier league ladies, who are far more concerned with money and looks, and will keep you happy for a while but will likely lead to bankruptcy and depression unless you have oil money backing you up.

I am far more comfortable playing in this league

[saratink]

just saying, there's shit teams in the champions league too.

but then you've wigan in the premiership. if sara was premiership, she'd definitely be wigan!

So you saying, I'm top quality yet I'm still down to earth? ;D

[ampersand]

So you saying, I'm top quality yet I'm still down to earth? ;D

nah wigan look like they're going to be going down this year. easily.

i'm saying you're a slag!

[saratink]

Now now, no need to be mean :-P

I'm no slag!

[RABun]

I'd say i'm probably a Huddersfield Town myself.

Potential to be a championship team but certain features that keep letting me down.

[jump]

I wouldn't worry. Amps is just upset becuase he's Wimbledon F.C, a team that has been out of it for years.

[ampersand]

Potential to be a championship team but certain features that keep letting me down.

which features? face? arse? tits?

I wouldn't worry. Amps is just upset becuase he's Wimbledon F.C, a team that has been out of it for years.

don't mention afc wimbledon! bloody let me down twice this week.

[saratink]

I'd say i'm probably a Huddersfield Town myself.

Potential to be a championship team but certain features that keep letting me down.

Heyy, you can't be that bad! Bet you're a sexay lady!!!

[RABun]

which features? face? arse? tits?

good personality, nice face, financially independent, nice boobs (so i'm told)

bad: very out of shape, dodgy tummy due to operation, and slightly crooked teeth which i hate.

[ampersand]

nice boobs (so i'm told)

if you need a second opinion, my inbox is free?

[RABun]

if you need a second opinion, my inbox is free?

no

[RABun]

Heyy, you can't be that bad! Bet you're a sexay lady!!!

aww thank you

[ampersand]

no

as long as you can live with the uncertainty. i was only trying to help you out

[saratink]

Loool smooth Wimbledon :-P

[ampersand]

cool, i've got a new nickname. better than amps or ampers

[saratink]

Or we can call you &. The twat formerly known as ampersand :-D

[jump]

I think I'd be Man City, very capable but filled with laziness & disinterest.

[saratink]

Im just too dorky to be one of those premiership girls who wear skirts up to their bums and heels 5 inches up. I'd end up flashing my knickers and breaking my ankle :-P