the toilets..........

[Benj]

You just said you go to a hotel instead though!

Us camper's don't quite have that luxury lol

[Dave The Hedgehog]

At least taking a shit you get some privacy, just wait until you need to go for a piss 10 minutes before a headliner comes on. Talk about male bonding.

[ska_4_life]

My experiences have not been that bad, if you need to go you shall go.

Someone mentioned getting wasted and going, which works, except for the time I was f**ked on acid and at a long drop. was one of the worst shits I have ever had. No acid before pooing is my advise

[mooseman]

Bottle. Stage. Blink 182. Aim.

[Gaz_EBbeer]

Pissing is fun......go into the arena toilets and make sure you stand directly across from someone..looking them straight in the eye as you remove your junk and start peeing......do not say a word.....see what happens.

As for taking a crap....go to the drop loo's in the early morning after theyve been sprayed out its fine just smells bad....

[choadus]

Dam! Don't take dumps on the site floor, that's repulsive behaviour. If I see someone doing that ala Glasto 07 they will end up face planting their own filth if I see them.

Just use the toilets, they wont be that bad, just avoid the arena bogs at night and hold your breath. Also dont eat alll the overpriced festival crud like burgers, last thing you need is the squits, while out in a field

[Tilley]

Had a cracking shit at Ladbrokes last year next to the Tesco on the Thursday, cost me a £1 accumulator but worth it.

Apart from that, I always left going for a shit until I was drunk to didn't really notice the smell.

If it bothers you that much, stick some baby wipes in your nostrils whilst your dropping one.

[Budweiser]

Bottle. Stage. Blink 182. Aim.

[saskofreak]

im so fancying a shewee atm.

[rexclark]

Going for a shit in the morning at a festival is one of lifes great pleasures!

[Bradders]

Yep. Nice and early when it's still a bit cold. Slight drizzle but a bit of sun poking through aswell. Best shit of my life

[phil123]

If your a smoker then your on to a winner with the smell, just light one and away you go.

Next tip is, Baby wipes. you know what do with them. Enjoy.

[Fitz91]

Another option is to go to Boots and invest in some imodium. That's an over the counter medication used to treat diarrhoea and will keep you pretty plugged up for the weekend.

[Fitz91]

In 2008 i only went to the toilets once all weekend somehow, and that was in tesco

[Dan R]

Don't do it!

[wehttamuk]

It's not really THAT bad, I just go when I need it.......arena toilets in the morning are generally the best though, although if it's breezy then long drops have the open air advantage.

Can't really understand why you'd hold off having a shit - probably making you feel Ill at the same time - instead of just putting up with it for 5mins and feeling a lot better afterwards!