My Glastonbury poetry

[mandypants]

A swimming pool of vomit

for Wallace and Grommit.

A swimming pool of shit

for Zoot and Kermit.

Hey how am I doing?

[Keef]

Are you challenging me to an online MC battle?

[Catford_Chris]

A swimming pool of vomit

for Wallace and Grommit.

A swimming pool of shit

for Zoot and Kermit.

Hey how am I doing?

[ciderboy]

LSD is for me

Lets hope its going for free

Coz i need some in my belly

To make me legs like jelly

* ok, loggin off now*

[tommmy]

Simon's getting nasty

that's yer man Cowell

A black republican?

It's Colin f**king Powell

It's not pronounced Colin

it's f**king Co lyn

But he's no Obama

coz he spits like a llama

Blake, Wordsworth, Byron, Shelley, Keats and Pam Ayres. Fu******k off.

Edited March 29, 2010 by tommmy

[A Man]

Heading to the long-drops, going for a piss

And who should walk right by me? It's only Catford-Chris

Wearing a tight tank-top and loosening his kecks

He pulls out a fajita and shouts "Ready for you Rex".

Good day.

Edited March 29, 2010 by A Man

[Howl]

Heading to the long-drops, going for a piss

And who should walk right by me? It's only Catford-Chris

Wearing a tight tank-top and loosening his kecks

He pulls out a fajita and shouts "Ready for you Rex".

Good day.

[Catford_Chris]

Heading to the long-drops, going for a piss

And who should walk right by me? It's only Catford-Chris

Wearing a tight tank-top and loosening his kecks

He pulls out a fajita and shouts "Ready for you Rex".

Good day.

[lord stradmor]

While a bloody good batsman was the man Graham Hick

[Keef]

People from Norfolk are very very thick

[mandypants]

Tucker, Stewpot and Ro-land

Flying sausages out of hand

Scruffy McGuffy and Mr Bronson

Mrs McClusky likes Mark Ronson

Pogo Patterson, Ziggy liked drugs

Gripper was a nasty thug

They were all characters at Grange Hill

Wonder if they've ever been on The Bill?

[WS_Jack_III]

[Staberinde]

[WS_Jack_III]

Is that a link to a particular video, or a selection????

Maybe it's not working?

[Staberinde]

just one but it wont work. Duno why.

[WS_Jack_III]

there we go

Edited April 20, 2010 by III

[Staberinde]

there we go

[WS_Jack_III]

Still no joy!