TOP TRUMPS

[Sushi]

So did i

[Detective McNulty]

Not at Glasto but i remember at Leeds being near the loo and they'd started to over flow, so there was basically just shit and piss everywhere, and we dared some lad to do a 'Klinsmann' for a tenner, and he literally didn't hesitate for a second.

[maninkilt]

none of these sound like horror stories 2 me but i guess i am a v goer. v toilets have turds all over the cieling,walls,sinks. people use the showers as toilets cuz cant be bothered 2 q. ive seen people poo in there hands n wipe it over the portaloo door handles cuz they find it funny watching people grab it after. worst thing ive seen is a woman off her t*ts with servere 'upset stomach' dancing and err making a mess all over the floor at the same time, and then taking off her pants and flinging them in to the crowd

[Funkfarley]

V is WRONG!! totally...I haven't been back after going to Glasto.

That story about Pete nearly killed me I was laughing that much. NIce one.

[xxtinkerbellxx]

V is WRONG!! totally...I haven't been back after going to Glasto

[Bradders]

I'll give you £16.

[strudders]

Not really that bad but quite funny.....

Walking back to our "tent" in 86 a bloke was propped up against a pylon getting a BJ from a very friendly lady. This would not have been so bad however it was just after the main stage closed and was on the path so a million people where walking past saying hi!..........

Also going into a porta loo last year after need to do a number two's really bad. I switched on my led torch only to see that somebody had managed to poo all up the walls, over the seat.... in fact every where....

I am still amazed to this day how it happened.

However slightly off topic at Reading last year I gave a bloke half a dozen wet wipes because he was picking poo out of his bum and flicking it on the wall.... He was a little drunk and there was no toilet paper....

Rather give him wet wipes to clean himself up than let him continue as I am sure it would have stated a trend with the others in the toilets and in that case there would have been poo everywhere all weekend........