Virtual campfire 2009

[bertieb73]

You have got some catching up to do Darren. scaryclaireyfairy is seeing 2 of everything and I've resorted to drinking red wine to maintain my alcoholic stooper. I reckon you should mix yourself one of the special cocktails you did for scaryclaireyfairy earlier.

[2/Z]

/picks up spare bonzai and starts feverishly trimming with a pair of scissors

always wanted to try this, heh heh

*edit for my crap spelling ><

Edited February 10, 2009 by 2/Z

[darrenbha]

Glad you approve of the Skittles vodka goes great with lemonade.

[bertieb73]

(Bert takes glass from Pehaw)

I'm not so bad mate. Is this real crystal (flicks glass and punctures a hole in it)

I reckon we do need some new tunes 2/Z..I will go with the flow if someone else wants to pick but some deep house would be welcome if you have got any...

[darrenbha]

Whats it going to be 2/Z. I reckon a bonsai peacock. Did you want one of my random cocktails while i'm doing them >assumes positive answer and pours assorted spirits into glass with juice> there you go

[2/Z]

tyvm darren, much appreciated , nah, its not a peacock, think thatll be pushin my limits a bit

/mock aussie accent

"can you guesse what it is yet"

[pehaw]

(Bert takes glass from Pehaw)

I'm not so bad mate. Is this real crystal (flicks glass and punctures a hole in it)

I reckon we do need some new tunes 2/Z..I will go with the flow if someone else wants to pick but some deep house would be welcome if you have got any...

[darrenbha]

Thats superb for tunes. >produces giant bag of mixed pills from tent>

[pehaw]

Thats superb for tunes. >produces giant bag of mixed pills from tent>

[bertieb73]

Frankie Knuckles + Pills makes Bert a very happy boy...

(Bert necks pill and assumes dance position)

[darrenbha]

Didn't take much twisting really. I'll grab a couple then everyone can help themselves

[darrenbha]

Woosh. Headrush. Feel that beat

[2/Z]

ooh, pick and mix! good show think its time for...

/produces sly bag of green from inside pocket

...skinning up

[darrenbha]

>gets up to dance> looks like quality green there.

[bertieb73]

(Bert unzips his tent, grabs tyre, puts it over his head and his expression forces Ladbrokes to drop his odds of winning the UK Gurning Championship to 5/2)

Ave it!!!!

[2/Z]

aye, its quite nice stuff, i do have a tendancy to forget im smokin it though and cane most of the j to myself, so if anyone wants to skin up 1 or 2 more for the group feel free

/pops baggie on floor for general use

[darrenbha]

Its gurnmaster bert

[pehaw]

Didn't take much twisting really. I'll grab a couple then everyone can help themselves

[2/Z]

seein you now bertie, and the fact im a bookie irl, im only offering 6/4 on that bet

[darrenbha]

I'll dive in and roll some extra joints

[bertieb73]

I think I'm still worth a tenner at those odds folks...

2/Z is running the book.....and his judgement may be slightly impaired by that massive j he has just polished off...

[2/Z]

:S may have walked into this one >< gonna offer 5/1 dead heat to try get the book balanced

[darrenbha]

Here you go bert have a toke on this

[2/Z]

dives into cd bag and produces

*edit

realises what i was tryin to do didnt work so gives a link instead ><

Edited February 11, 2009 by 2/Z

[darrenbha]

Morning all <yawns and stretches>