Virtual campfire 2009

[darrenbha]

>staggers back into camp> my legs ache. I've been dancing for hours

[honeydew]

*does a streak through the campfire divebombs Karls tents jumps up and gags cos he has farted again wraps herself up in a sleeping bag and sits down

Hi Darren whats occuring dude

[darrenbha]

Hey honeydew that was quite some entrance. Spent today raving down at the glade. Did ya want a go on this bong

[alibear]

hey everyone. been having sledge races down the hill! Am knackered... What's going on?

[darrenbha]

Hi alibear. Sledging was fun. I was just passing the bong round. You timed your arrival perfectly

[pehaw]

Hello people.

Do I smell green?

[strudders]

*strudders falls into the camp holding a bag of olive branches*

Evening all! so what is going on here then! OOOOOOoooooooooo is that a pill of the jap car making variety?

[darrenbha]

Got a whole bag of them here strudders and enough green for everyone.

[alibear]

nive one. don't usually partake but i feel i need something to bring me down after all the sledging!

[strudders]

*drops half as has a busy day tomorrow and passes on*

Here you go Alibear.

god it cold!

How was the sledging?

[darrenbha]

No worries >drops 2 mitzis and passes bag to strudders> good day dude?

[alibear]

Cheers strudders

Sleging was awesome. aching slightly after all the people and tents i went into but luckily no lasting damage.

[strudders]

in the real world no, the worlds economy is killing my industry and we all have to stand by and watch the boat slowly sink beneath the surface like modern day titanic with Kate and Leo holding on for dear life...

Otherwise I am great!

Cheese looks good! the cows seem happy!

however we still have a milk lake!

[darrenbha]

Yeah. Need some bright ideas on the milk lake. There's no way we can drink this lot. Anyone know how to make yogurt

[scaryclaireyfairy]

*yawns, stretches, crawls out of tent for first time in days*

this hibernation thing is the way ahead. *revives fire, puts kettle on*

bloody hell, check out all that milk! do you think mr eavis would maybe take our excess and sell it along with his own milk?

*cracks up at the cows' jumpers*

morning, babies. shall i knit you some hats today? *hugs jill*

[darrenbha]

I think the cows would appreciate some wooly ear muffs and a scarf each, morning, did you mention tea, I'm parched, I think i'll pop up to the farm later to try to negotiate a deal for our excess milk.

[scaryclaireyfairy]

*passes mug of tea to darren*

ear muffs would look so sweet. i'll have a look this afternoon to see if i can find any.

[darrenbha]

<sips tea> Thats much better. thanks, anyone for warm buttered croissants

[scaryclaireyfairy]

mmmm, please! i'm sure i've still got some mum-made strawberry jam somewhere.

[darrenbha]

Best sort of jam that, tea and croissants Karl?

[karlpowell]

* wakes up cuddled to bong * WTF has happend to my tent ....

fumbles round in tent for bog roll ...* wonders off in direction of smelly toilet with bog roll and bong*

[scaryclaireyfairy]

the cows were still securely penned when i got up, so i don't think it was them. stray sledge maybe?

or did you maybe have a tent party?

[darrenbha]

Honeydew did dash past late last night and may have collapsed onto your tent Karl. she said she'd sort it out though

[karlpowell]

* wobbles back from bog with bong and bog roll*

I have just discoverd a great way to deodrise the awfull smell from the bogs ....simple just lite the bong and take some big hits ... Only thing was the fire saftey people came as they thought the port a loo was on fire . there faces were a picture to see me sat on the throne toking a bong and taking a dump.

* passes bong to darren*

Edited February 4, 2009 by karlpowell

[darrenbha]

Cheers mate <tokes and bong and giggles at Karls tale>