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Woohoo! :D Hope you brought enough for everyone?! :lol:;)

Erm, dare I ask what this PotP actually is?! :lol:

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Plenty to go round unfortunately.

Puppetry of The Penis is two Australian guys making shapes with their penii (shut it Cultseeker) for example the hamburger, the Eiffel tower etc etc. The only really impressive bit was the vagina. Had the guys themselves been remotely funny rather than just a couple of half wits, then they'd be on to something, but them and their penii alone was not enough to keep us entertained. Nightcrawler13 actually fell asleep in the theatre!

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Not really. One of them was pretty big and I asked Nightcrawler13 if he reckoned years of stretching might make them bigger. He didn't really know what to say when I explained fannies can be stretched to bigger sizes so the same might be true for penii......
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Not really. One of them was pretty big and I asked Nightcrawler13 if he reckoned years of stretching might make them bigger. He didn't really know what to say when I explained fannies can be stretched to bigger sizes so the same might be true for penii......

There was a female comedien on as like a compare. Now she was funny.

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That would be our individual, protective and self indulgent culture kicking in.
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Ohh, we're leaning to the right on this one are we. Aye, fair point.
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sure i've had this convo before, there are men out there of great standing etc but at then end of the day relationship wise i put them all in the same basket, did he not cheat on whinnie anyway
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