singles thread

[brighteyes]

Heyyyyyy Freshers are fair game!

And your unions where I'll be!

[Glitter+Vodka]

Yeah I named my penis 'The P-Cock'.

[brighteyes]

pmsl

[minute5072]

i do still look younger than I am (or so im told by most people!).... may have to get involved sometime

[parTy animal]

Im gonna miss freshers week this year. Seems i went and did something silly and graduated No more cheap cider, TFI's, 12hr Thursdays and those free toasties from the kind Christian folk across the road

Anyone fancy signing me in?

[minute5072]

No more cheap cider, TFI's, 12hr Thursdays and those free toasties from the kind Christian folk across the road

Anyone fancy signing me in?

[parTy animal]

ahem...its 12 hour tuesdays

gotta love the christian toasties! especially when it gives you the chance to argue with them

haha, few of my mates are doing 5th years next year so it'll be easy for me to get signed in

[minute5072]

Couldnt mind if it was tues or thurs. lol. Last time i was in, i was doing pub golf in the barony whilst it was 99p drinks... needless to say i dont remember much. lol

All my strathy uni mates are doing their placement this year so i'll need to befriend some hot fresher to sign me in...maybe a 2nd year since im 22 tbh

[Cardboard Box City]

Ten years ago maybe!! Cheeky arse! Seaton Carew's the place to be doncher know.

[Cardboard Box City]

check out the big brain on brad paul

[Acquiesce.]

"hello guy who i've told i'm attracted to (and as a result made said guy think about you in a different way) I realise I only just told you that i "fancy" you, but unfortunately here's the guy who'll be ploughing me for the next few months...hint, its not you. i'm sure you guys will get on great!"

at least that's my experience of it

[ralph250]

I should point out that my name is Paul, hence the 'P'. Plus it is used for peeing, so it's like the 'pee-cock'. And I used to work in Peacocks clothes store.

Pretty clever stuff.

[ralph250]

Almost, its just that I dont think about her at all, its just the fact that everyone but him knows what she thinks of me, and here she is, introducing me to him whilst we are all "oot le gemme." Also, he moves to Australia for six months in november, what are your thoughts, efests

[minute5072]

what are your thoughts, efests

[minute5072]

I'll always salute a PF reference

[Millsy2008]

im back to the 'is this worth bothering withcuz basically he is a bit of a w**ker' stage made it 4/5 weeks without being at this stage getting better at it

[Glitter+Vodka]

my names paul aswell....sure does beat what my gran wanted me to be called.....grenville , after david jasons character in open all hours. think my mum just blurted out I was gonna be called paul and dad blurted out john at the same time, and so I'm paul, johns the middle name.

ralph is an nickname I've had since I was 13 and when I had long hair, a friend when I first met him thought I reminded him of rowlf the dog and so started calling me ralph and now practically everyone I know, knows me as ralph.

Edited August 27, 2008 by Glitter+Vodka

[Goblinz]

i always wondered if ralph was ur real name.

think u made a lucky escape from Grenville!

didnt even know there was such a name

[ralph250]

it might have been actually. either way, it would've been gran for short...."alright gran"

I can imagine first day at school doing register.

dave "yep, john "yes miss", nick "yeah", granville "stay quiet, they might not realise it's me"

even the teachers would've bullied me.

[-pogo-]

hahaha, well i may run into you then! I'll look out for your oh so curly hair

thats me you and acquiese all attending ....efest strathy freshers meet?

and you know you'll only be at our union cos your's got shut down!!!

[Katster]

I think she meant more important that chasing boys

[minute5072]

can't wait cause Freshers weeks the real trial with the curly hair. Always had straight hair when on the pull and now I'm giving the curls a shot at it.

Oh and btw, I don't know what you look like and I'll probably be pished, so instead of asking if I'm pogo, ask if I'm johnny, if you remember

[Glitter+Vodka]

so we have paul, paul and johnny...whys everyone feeling like sharing their real names today?!

Minute whats urs?

[Iloveslushes]

I read that as "and the Wall", as in it just being some wall that the locals know that you've been pressed against

[minute5072]

so we have paul, paul and johnny...whys everyone feeling like sharing their real names today?!

Minute whats urs?